Open Letter to Pos Malaysia

First of all, kudos to anyone behind POS MALAYSIA's Twitter account to respond to my hashtag. Your little gesture eliminates my urge to write this letter with vulgarity and thus, this going to be very short one. You are doing your job right -  A good PR. 

At first I can't believe POS MALAYSIA has twitter account. Like, for what? But now it makes sense.

I appreciate to know that POS MALAYSIA has came out with beautiful parcel / box with many sizes and it's cheap. You are not just making everyday shipping easier, but you also help us in personal shopper business looks presentable.

There are so much upgrades in your service and products since 1992 except on things happened to me yesterday.

I believed that everybody has at least one sour experience with POS MALAYSIA. So here is mine.

I walked under the scorching sun to your office in Kelana Jaya, half kilometer to be exact, to get your beautiful parcel and shipped it to my brother. I purchased your "pizza-Box" parcel (which is my favorite), stuffed it and wrote the addresses (front and back).

Then I went to the last counter asking for cellophane tape, so that I can securely seal that beautiful box before I send it out, and you know what shocked me?

"Oh, kita tak bagi salotep free. Kita jual." (we don't provide cellophane tape for free, we sell it)

I was like "Tapi, 2 hari lepas saya datang, ada salotep dekat meja tempat lekat setem dan saya pernah guna" (But, I came here 2 days ago and I saw there was a cellophane tape at the writing/ stamp table and I used it before)

She replied me with sour face "saya tak tahu maca mana salotep ada kat situ. Tapi kami memang tak sediakan. Kami jual"  (I don't know how come the cellophane tape was there, but we really do not provide it for free. We sell it)

Well, I do saw your little shop a.k.a  STATIONERY CORNER. But all I see is envelope. Envelopes with many sizes. I didn't see any notice, stating/ showing that POS MALAYSIA also selling Cellophane Tape, Pen, Glue or even WATER for us to stick your stamp onto our letters and packages. OR, POS MALAYSIA IS PLANNING OR MAYBE STARTING TO BRANCH OUT ITS SERVICE BY SELLING ALL KIND OF STATIONERY NOW without Malaysian knowledge.

Are you telling me, in the near future, we have to bring our pen, glue, cellophane tape and even water (to stick the stamp) every time we visit your good office?

How much is that cellophane tape cost to seal my "pizza box" parcel which is prolly like 10"+12"+10" / 32" in total until I can't get your value added service so I have to pay for it after I purchased your box, paid your stamp and paid the register fee for my box weight and destination?

Oh, you think I'm stingy because I am complaining about paying 32" cellophane tape now? What about big sticker on every of your staff's forehead sitting behind the counter stating that, WE ARE NOT ONLY SELLING BEAUTIFUL PARCEL/BOX WITH MANY SIZES, WE ARE ALSO SELLING THE CELLOPHANE TAPE TO SEAL IT"

I was lucky that I only walked HALF KILOMETER in the afternoon (1 KILOMETER IN TOTAL AFTER GOING BACK TO MY OFFICE) to find out I have to purchase cellophane tape to seal the box that I purchased from POS MALAYSIA, at POS MALAYSIA. What if the old uncle and auntie who came all the way from ceruk Felda with heavy item to be sent to their kids, bought your pretty 10kgs parcel and then you said  "Oh, kita tak bagi salotep free. Kita jual." (we don't provide cellophane tape for free, we sell it)". Very nice of you.

I walked back to my office to get the box sealed. I told the whole office about the incident, they are all shocked and asked me why I didn't argue and try to get 32" cellophane tape for  free. I told them I do not want to argue when I know there is no way I can win by looking at the way the girl served me WHICH, ONLY GOD'S KNOW WHERE POS MALAYSIA SENT HER/ THEIR STAFFS FOR CUSTOMER SERVICE'S TRAINING.

Plus, I do not want to be seen arguing with a person like that (although I've seen too many times, aunties and uncles did it) like, bring myself down to her level, creating drama where there are 100s of people queuing over there. I do it my way. I twitted it and blog it, share it on facebook and all social network that I am signed to.

Right, maybe you will reply me "if you don't like POS MALAYSIA, please go to DHL, UPS, CITYLINK, NATIOWIDE EXPRESS and all other mother of courier services out there since you are so highly".

Tak suka Malaysia, pindah la negara lain. Ayam mahal, makan la ikan. Kalau selalu komplen hidup susah, pegi la mati. (you don't like Malaysia, go migrate. If chicken is expensive, go eat fish. If you always complaint life is hard, go die) Like that?

What a cliche.

I know POS MALAYSIA's rate is the cheapest. But with the volume you guys still make it until now. Please stop with the idea selling cellophane tape. It's like you selling the karipap but you asking your customer to pay for the plastic bag to carry the karipap. Like you selling the drink but you asking your customer to pay for the straw. But if you really think cellophane is so costly and it will cause POS MALAYSIA to go bankrupt if you keep providing free cellophane tape, here is my suggestion;

FOOL US by Cost in the cost the cellophane tape into your stamp or beautiful parcel price.

Just don't ask me to pay the whole bunch of cellophane tape separately every time I visit your place.

JUST DON'T.


p/s: my office is located on 1st floor and your delivery guy NEVER sent registered parcel up to my office. They always left the ticket/ coupon in our letter box at ground floor so we have to pick it up at your office the next day. Sometimes your delivery guy never left the ticket/ coupon. Our sender get the parcel back and asking us WHY. Can we ask you WHY?

Scammers at Hello

While everybody in Malaysia mourning on 20 cents increment on the petrol price, I skipped that by finding the solution to it on my way home. 

I will buy my pair of shoes once in a two months instead of every month. 

Problem solve. Next problem please.

We are living in an imperfect world. And this world would never be perfect. There is always a problem arise, but whining and cursing about it bring you to nowhere. Problems are always around. But tried NOT to talk about it but find the solution to it instead. No, it's not like 'look at the bright side'. It's called 'find the solution, you asshole and stop being an asshole'.

Ok, about the post. 

My boyfriend and I been living a long distance relationship for almost 2 years now. Although we can't see each other everyday, but surely we got up with stories and updates as soon as we woke up from sleep through each other's inbox, everyday. We share all the stuff that passed through our eye sights, mostly, even a stupid crappy post that people put on facebook's wall. or, video of funny cats and dogs. Thanks to smartphone apps & technology, we never felt apart until I sometimes have to be offline so that I can be alone, waxing my armpit hair, undisturbed.

Until yesterday, he got an admirer sent him message to his inbox.

Hello dear, How are you? My name is Esther Hen,s Jerry, it,s my pleasure to meet you, hope you are doing very fine over there in your country, i am just browsing now i saw your profile you looks very gentle that is why i write to you, please i will like you to contact me true my personal email address (esther4lovejerry@ymail.com) so i can give you more picture and tell you more about me and the reason i choose to write to you, I,m waiting for your response true my email address (esther4lovejerry@ymail.com) Thanks and God bless you..

Mike's profile picture only can be seen by whoever in his buddy list. The sender wasn't. and this is "i - am - just - browsing - now - i - saw - your - profile - you - looks - very - gentle - that - is - why - i - write - to - you" current profile picture that Mike put as 'public'.

What a gentle karate kid looks that makes her heart melt and please write to me at esther4lovejerry@ymail.com.

I'm not jealous or angry. In fact, this is hilarious and we labelled it as funny stuff of the day so I must share. My point is, dear online scammers, you need to keep up your scam modus operandi ON POINT if you wanna survive in a long run in this business. Change your approach. Create a real facebook account with your real FUGLY picture and trust me, there are still a lot of stupid people will fall for your 'sincerity' online.

and at the same time I got message in my inbox from some white guy who study in Oxford, living in UK and working as an engineer. Oh come on, I prefer punk from non British country and birthday clown as his full time job. Please, women nowadays are so paranoid until they can't accept perfect British man okay!

Seriously, you guys need to change your game.

..and this post is dedicated to the Nigerians.

Ciao.

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X-Files #2

It has been so long. Well, Im still around and today decided to do some update on what's boggling my mind. I don't know about you, but I have many Ex-es and we are still in touch now and then. Maybe I'm too cool to be forgotten and left behind, so after a break up, these men decided to keep me in their life and treat me as a best friend. Why I say best friend is because they spilling out their heartbreaks and their troubled marriage issue since the beginning.

I am no marriage expert. But I kind have the answer on why the wife acting crazy and fucked up. I am a woman and I understand why women acting so wrong. But as you know, the husband going back to his ex for enlightenment is a NO-NO.

Well, I understand that. Actually, while I was giving an ear to my ex-es, I was talking to myself by thanking God that I am not married TO HIM or else that heartfelt cuss would be about ME. Because, he knows why his wife becoming a terrible person and yet he went to the ex displaying his failure and the answer WHY GOD PROHIBITED ME FROM HIM. To tell you the truth, I felt damn good about myself at the end of the conversation and it almost becoming a therapy.

But at the same time, the wife tracking, hunting me down and put a straight up blame that I am the X factor in their troubled marriage. How come? The man is married to her instead of me, be her babies' daddy for decades and then he changed - suddenly I got the blame? Instead of getting the info nicely from me (since I knew her husband long time before her) , they choose to accuse me, the culprit in their whole fucked up marriage. And I asked her back, instead of finding mistakes outside her bedroom walls, why dont she stick in her 3 fingers into her pussy hole and check whether is there any space to put the 4th & 5th fingers? You know, after giving birth to so many kids and didnt do anything about it may affect your husband behavior if he treat pussy as a 2nd Mecca.

So all these jilted wives starting to send me "friend" request on Facebook while they know their intention towards me is not so "friendly". Not enough with that, They get their daughters and girlfriends to get me into their facebook buddy as well. No, not enough still, they created a fake facebook account as a male and sent me the same request for the same purpose. And all hardwork is for what? To run some investigation behind their husband's back just to find out that their husband don't love them anymore? Just to let me know they are the unfavorable type of woman that my ex boyfriend choose to marry after I left them? I thought people always try to find something or someone better than the previous one? My Ex-es made me threw up a little bit in my mouth AFTER I GOT to know all these women they are married to!

They are insane, narrow minded, helpless, hopeless and FAT! If being married and being a wife will turn me into these women, (I hope my boyfriend reading this now, I know he is), I refuse to get marry!

Why these women always think it is ALWAYS must be the other woman that makes their husband change. Don't tell me that they think they are FLAWLESS and there is nothing wrong about themselves, not even a bit? Maybe they have a pretty face, but women should know pretty face is no longer enough. I always learn that independent type of woman never failed to get men admiration, even he is already your husband. Men love women that make up her own decision and somehow her decision becoming a support system to his decision. Men love women who understand them, rather than love them blindlessly and hanging onto their crotch for endless affection. Men appreciate women who in touch with reality more than fantasy. And yet, you have to reverse out all of the above when  comes to bedroom game. 

Well, I know some of you will say "why you bother to accept their request while you know what you got yourself into at the first place?"

My answer is simple. I done nothing wrong. I got nothing to hide and I always have this positive assumption that, maybe these women wanted to know about something they don't know yet about their husband.Or, they just wanted to know me because I used to be in their husband's heart. (Well, trust me, I DON'T WANT to be friends with my bf's or husband's EX and I don't want to know about them, AT ALL) And I don't think people are too stupid to assume that, one person will be blunt open about their wrongdoings (having affairs with other people's husband) and put it on Facebook? But if they ask me nicely once or twice, and I gave them straight answer, it is not my fault that my answer still unable to satisfy their curiosity and fit into their accusation. It seems like these women has serious issue to understand other people and yet they demanding me to understand them. Well woman, I don't work that way.

Sometimes, I wonder, was it something has to do with what their husband said about me? Well woman, if your husband said something nice or good about their EX or other women in front of you, you should pick that up as a warning that he isn't a good husband! Don't come hunt me or the other women down for your husband is a jerk!

Anyways, blocking out these woman is always a first option. But, I choose to keep them in so that they have the privileges to peek into my marvelous life and hope that one day they will change and become a clever, highly self esteem, female with positive mind, healthy social skill and embrace past failure so that they will become a better one.

Kata orang, sebarang kebaikan & kebahagiaan wajib di kongsi bersama :) 

#Scorpio Bleed success and they pride themselves on mystery.

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It's has been forever people are trying to find shortcuts to slim down and sculpt their body. Instead of eating right and do regular exercise (which is um, cost almost nothing, except get yourself a good running shoes or goggle) People still willing to pay to lose weight without have to change their eating habit.

Recently I saw on Facebook that my friends clicked and liked the "like" button of this super magic cream that can melt the fats away while doing nothing. I mean.. aw.. come on. 

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Get to know the TYPE of your online girl

Some men are so stupid, they take social networking site like facebook as a place for them to find a girlfriend. or worse - wifey. They treated it like an online girlfriend/wife's catalog. They look at your profile picture, send friend request and when you didn't reply his message on your inbox / refused to chat with them / tell them you are not interested, they straight remove you from the buddy list. It happened to my workmate. This guy asking her "why did you accept my friend request if you not going to be my girlfriend" and he blocked her immediately after that. LOL?

and paragraph below is for decent guys-

You are not an exceptional. Some of you are ridiculously stupid. Not that I blatantly accuse you just because I can't agree with you in many areas. You came to me with confessions  - willingly and sometimes, without you knowing it. You think you know girls very well - listing down what girls like and know exactly where to find her G spot. But seriously, at the same time you don't have a clue. That's why you think screaming girls in porn movie is the real sound of satisfaction. Your girl screaming when you do her and again, you beat your chest triumphantly like a King Kong and think you are the man. That's a FAKE ORGASMS, you moron!

Based on above paragraphs, I think I should spill some information for you what type of girls that are available for you - online. (If you still insist to find a girl - online) before you go to the next stage talking about finding her G spot or wife her.

So, I recon that you guys will check her "about me" section and find her relationship status. So you see 'SINGLE' and the next 5 second you sending her message like "Hi". (urgghh). But wait. With my diagram, now you know when or to which type of SINGLE girls you should consider to send your "Hi".

Elaboration below;

TYPE A: She put 'SINGLE'. But she not really SINGLE.

There are many of Type A out there. The reason why girls acting like this could be many. It's just for fun and she wanna have fun by toying around. She know the power of 'SINGLE' can attract mingles. This type of SINGLE will makes you go "girls can't be trusted, slick prick. I will never trust any girl again" - bah.

Some girls or people believed that when you put status other than single, they will feel less attractive. Or thinks the attention they get might be lesser since they are no longer 'available'. This type of girl we can label as ATTENTION WHORE OR ATTENTION SLUT. They think they can be the next Tila Tequila or something like that. Like their talent will get discovered by talent scout and lead them to become an actress or model (WTF?) This type of girl, they feed on compliments like "oh.. you are such a cutie.. " "you are not fat.. just stay as sexy as you are" and all kinds of comforting words came out from a STRANGER, any strangers will do. She built her self esteem through compliments by being fake. Faking her status. Attention whore don't mind displaying her private mobile phone number, everywhere.

Or

She's an opportunist. She still looking for the best and just lay her "SINGLE" status trap. And once she identify you are better than her current but hidden boyfriend, you are her next thing. Hooo.. don't think too fast that "BEST MAN WIN". YOU are better than her current boyfriend can be  - you are more "generous" than her current boyfriend in term of spending money on her hobbies & interest (which is shopping, fashion, shoes, eating out and bling bling") 

TYPE B: She put SINGLE. and yes, she is SINGLE.

You only get to know the true single and available by time. You need to spend days and months to identify that she is really single and available. Look at her posts. Look at her pictures/albums posted. Look at it how her friends responded towards her comments and jokes. You can join in the commenting and the joking, but not too obvious. Not just a "Hi", "how are you doing" "can I have your number". So, Good luck!

TYPE C: She put SINGLE and yet - she's not available

She has too many failure in her previous relationship so she's taking a long break. Her line would be "I had enough with men." "I'm tired with guys" or she just don't reply your message at all. The trust is not there and she just not ready for another relationship.

When she talks to you, and by talking, I mean she is constantly dissing men. Men this, men that, all men are bastard and laughing at your advances, well.. Oppsie, you are too late. She's already turned into a MAN HATER. Well, Good luck to you if you still want to try!

TYPE D: She put SINGLE just to pretend to be single.

Confused yet? Ha, well, told you. You never know girls, ever . So thanks to me.

She put single because she just finished a big argument with her boyfriend. Big fights, BF didn't try good enough to console her, or worse, her BF just ignore her non senses. She got so angry and so she change her relationship status into 'single' just to retaliate by putting huge guilt on her BF, or embarrassed her BF. Or worse, to get her BF's attention  Seriously, One time I had a guyfriend called me panicking  - asking me what will happen if someone took a handful of paracetamol? I told him - nothing. That person might not be able to get headache for 1 month. He mad at me for not taking his worry seriously. I replied him "I know it's your girlfriend. Tell her to text me. I teach her suicide 101. Paracetamol is not one of it.".

That's how girls do just to get attention.

or - she can be an Attention Whore as well. Please refer to Type A description.

Next - I recon there are many cases that you guys are so desperate and starting to mess around with girls who already in a relationship. I don't know whether you want to try to check the "best man win" mojo in you or maybe you are just the type of man who always thinks The other man's grass is always greener,

the sun shines brighter on the other side and sugar is always sweeter when it is not yours.

Well, don't waste your time on some random girls who is already taken without identify it according to my chart first. Thanks to me later.

TYPE E: Put Status "In a relationship" and yes she is.

You can see how in love she is. She might meet her BF everyday and yet she wrote "I miss you so much" on her BF's wall the next 10 second after her BF sent her home. And her BF do the same thing and put her picture as his profile picture. Handsoff!

TYPE F: Put status "In a relationship" but she is not.

She wants to be in a relationship so bad until she can't wait to have a real one. And believe me, some girls find it is such an embarrassment to hold a single status. They feel left out, unwanted and desperate. But she can be TYPE C too. By having "In a relationship" status, the chances of you guys bugging her will be minimized. She wanted to be single without having to said it out loud.

TYPE G: Put Status "In a relationship" with another girl.

Hah! I know. You've seen this a lot. Well, She can be a real lesbian. So your chance is off. If you able to check her albums - and it contains pretty, sexy girls, a lot. Well, she is. Honestly, lesbian have better taste than normal straight guy do. Being around lesbian ladies is like swimming in a sea of  expensive Kanebo's Sensai ultimate body cream - full of goodness and smell so good and yet you can't drink them. Yea. It's like that. And boy, you just turn them into a Hard Core Man Hater if you keep talking dirty to them.

Or, maybe she's just an Attention Whore. Because she knew how hot is lesbian girls to a straight man who dream of a threesome. She might be a Bi sex. If she's your kind, you can try by approaching her - nicely. Not nasty.

TYPE H: Put status "In a relationship" with her 2nd account (Herself)

She can be either : So full of herself. 1 account is not enough to contain her 10000 fans so she open another one or three. And its all linking and in relationship with her own self. Good luck to you if you wish becoming one of her then fan (to her man).

or she is single. By SINGLE means... you have to refer to every type of Single that I listed out earlier (Type A - D)

MARRIED.

I know some of you have some kind of fetish towards other people's wife. Weird. But true. I'm not a doctor or psychiatrist that can label people like you under mental disorder. But you sound sick to me. But hey, I must accept the fact that some people really don't mind sharing, or using other people's toothbrush. Or drinking other people's puke.

So, if you are sick enough, go on. But don't simply barge into other people's marriage just like that without identify which wife is for you.

TYPE I: Status "Married" and yes, she is happily married.

Handsoff! Yes she is cute and she has all the quality of what you've dreamed of. But look at her little kids's pictures she posted up.. the husband that cooking for her.. pictures of their family vacation. Yes she has it all you wish a girl should be. She is too nice and that is why she is taken! And who are you, a mental disorder guy who like to brush your teeth using other people's tooth brush. Bring your filthy mouth somewhere else.

TYPE J: Status "Married" but she is not married.

Well, she's in love, slept together for 100th times so she considers herself married to him. She is so firmed that now or later, he's the one that she's going to end up with. Sorry. You have no chance on her. 

or, she can be TYPE C. haha.

TYPE K: Status "Married" but she's a swinger.

Meaning, she is up to your game. She is married and yet she respond to all of your non senses, giggly. Everybody is her darlings including you. Her status is to tell you that she is not hiding. The only question left is -  Do you mind if she's already married?

You can girlfriend her, wife her and yet she is someone else's wife. She's a heaven for a sinner like you. She got what you want and you give what she wants. And yet, someone else back at her home feeding and clothing her - or, fathering your child.

TYPE L: Status "Married" but she's not happy.

You will get to know this Type L after you spend sometime with her, chatting. She need a cushion to fall into, in case she falls hard. She tells you all about her husband's shit. She's not hiding it so that her prospect future BF (you) know, what are you dealing with. Excess baggage or instant maggie mee child - whatever you would like to refer it as. But hey, it's love at the first (internet) connection and it's your heart call.

In other words, she's looking for a better option before she deciding to ditch the bad option she made :)

BUT WHAT IF SHE DIDN'T INDICATE HER STATUS???

Oh, I have a few answers for you, in summary. Blank status people are mystery and interesting. They are like a lottery ticket. Keep you betting on it and yet you don't know where you are going to win it or lose it. If you able to get one as your girlfriend - lucky you. If you are not - Try again. Heh. People with a blank status is a gambler too. They work their own fate and destiny on their current "mystery" status regardless on what other people think / belief. They truly know that in relationship - is to find / to be someone who can change her life, not just her status on Social Networking Site.

Some men are so stupid,  they look at your profile picture, send friend request and next 5 second they went ~

Okay, Im not that hot. That's must be some Nigerian guy who residing in Malaysia and he want to scam my 5 millions (WTF? Do I look like having 5 million in my bank account?). I get this eerie feelings when black guys happen to say "Hi" to me. Call me racist. I have the right to block anyone who is giving me the eerie feeling. Ima faint hearted, okay?

Im tired. I got some serious luggage packing to do. Fly off soon.

xxoo.

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Bersih 3.0 / Clean 3.0

It sounds like software to me. You can call me dumb when it comes to politic. Shamelessly, I admitted to everybody that I don't read newspaper and watch TV news. This is because I'm a Law of Attraction (LOA) practitioner, because "Be thankful for what you have, you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never ever have enough" is what I believed in. In general, what's inside newspaper and TV news tells a lot of negative things compared to positive one. And some people told me newspapers & TV is belong to 'mainstream' party, so whatever I read & watched might be biased. So I skipped it.

I never get a true definition of righteous politic. What is righteousness in politics? I never get a good explanation and insight of every politic party in Malaysia - be it PAS, DAP, PKR, BN without hearing hatred in between enlightenment. Then, I came into my own conclusion that, nothing is enough enough when it comes to POWER and MONEY. It's a man made thing. Politics to me is created from promises.. it's a man made thing. I promise you this, you will get what I promised if you do this. Too bad that,  I don't believe in man made thing. Too bad, I get things done and things that I wanted on my own without have to wait or hear promises. Just, a plain work hard and persistence. Time is gold.

What happened today on KL streets seriously messing with my yin and yang. I tried not to read it, but it has filled up my Facebook general wall, pushes all the nice, motivational quotes shared by positive peoples and cute dogs and cats photos :(

So I started to google what is this yellow, Bersih rally 3.0 is all about?

"The Coalition for Clean and Fair Elections (Malay: Gabungan Pilihanraya Bersih dan Adil) or Bersih (meaning clean in Malay) is a coalition of non-governmental organisations (NGOs) which seeks to reform the current electoral system in Malaysia to ensure free, clean and fair elections"

and they want;

1) The Election Commission must resign, as it has failed in its responsibility and has lost the confidence of the public.

2) The electoral process must be cleaned before the 13th General Elections.

3) Invite international observers to observe the 13th General Elections.

but, what all above demands has to do with this?

"yes, we and Indonesian are twin that were separated at birth"

They gave this to the International Observers to observe this even before the 13th General Election.

Not to mention pictures of yellow shirt people bashing cops, cops bashing yellow shirt people.. and thousands ugly pictures been circulating on the internet giving different insight and story behind the pictures which, not just confusing, but, Malaysian really needs help from outside in getting basic education of how to live, act and become a normal human 101. 

While other countries working towards better civilization, we are going backwards, towards Planet of The Apes, downgrading our country to 4th world country, like we never taste and achieve  independency. We were ruled and puppetted by Nippon, Portugese, British before August 1957 and now we are inviting them again to observe us like we are incapable to set things straight in our own territory?

Okay, correct me if I'm wrong. I am dumb when it comes to 'perjuangan politik'. But please enlighten me with simple basic definition as if I'm 5 years old child. As 5 years old child, I ask you what is Bersih. And you will tell me the basic meaning of Bersih is "Clean". One word, Clean. When it comes to the word clean, I understand that, your intention, action and execution will portray the cleanliness. Just like PeTA. No fur.

So they go naked.

But Malaysian Bersih 3.0 left its shit on the streets and carry home their shitty attitude;

So, please tell me, as if I am 5 years old child, this is the kind of movement and action I should believe in? At definition stage, you already failed to give me, a 5 years old child to understand it literally, so how are you going to explain it to me further on motto, goal and oath? Disgusting!

And we are officially make our country as an education hub. No way! I won't be sending my kids to study in Malaysia and waste my money just to get my kids to mingle with this type of community, becoming barbarian and bring home Malaysian attitude to my home country.

and since this blog has readers from all over the world (because it's in English, ahem) I would like to straight the things out. Whatever you've seen on your tabloid/internet/newspaper about what happened during Bersih 3.0 or yellow shirt rally is not permanent. Malaysia is not having riot everyday. That only happen few hours in a year. It's nothing like Bangkok red's shirt or British riot. We are still live in peaceful, most of us still driving expensive imported cars and carrying expensive imported handbags, school kids carrying iPhone and latest tablet.. No matter how corrupted our government is, they still do their best to make sure no  massacre happen on the streets. It's just, there are some group of people trying very hard to turn this country into Planet of the Apes just to validate their accusation that whoever ruling this country is a stupid shit bastard. These group willing to sell their country's peaceful state just to prove that they are right.

Like a software, Bersih 3.0 has no exception to virus and system failure. Enough said.

Flame me if you care.
p/s: Flame me if you care, but I will stick to my liberality. Im not sided anyone. Because Im rooting for World Wildlife Fund.

Whatever we think about and thank about, we bring about.~ LOA

So, you think you can dance?

I can. A little. A chicken dance.

I know I have a lot of travel post to finish but, I don't feel like to do it right now. Some people think I able to post in this "none on the list of technorati blog of the year" because I have pictures to show off and write a little. But trust me, I can write without a picture. I can write just like I talk. Non stop, for hours and hours. You'll be sorry if I decided to write without any picture in between and you'll never come back to check Heartboxx again. never. 


It was public holiday, yesterday. so I decided to check out a new movie with my girlfriend. My movie genre priority goes like this;


1) Sci - Fi Action - the more robotic, the more I like it. Eg; Transformers/ IronMan/ StarWars/ The Matrix - the blue pill/red pill.


2) Romantic Comedy - I like it ridiculously funny romantic. Eg; There's Something about Mary/Just Friends/ Zoolander (wait, is Zoolander can be categorized under 'romantic'? or maybe I have a thing towards Ben Stiller)


3) Action, adventures , Superhero! - the cooler the superhero power, the more I fell in love with one. Eg; X-Men (Wolverine - yea mann) / Blade / Batman


4) Fantasy, with a twist of cute blown up gown with big ass bow attached to it, witch, ogre and diamente tiaras. Eg: Alice in Wonderland (original and the remakes) / Narnia/ Pan's Labyrinth~ "in darkness, there can be light, in misery, there can be beauty, in death, there can be life"


5) Biography/ Drama - which is based on real person, a true story. Eg: Catch me if you can / A Beautiful Mind/ Ray


...and that's it. Oh, Animation. That would be Puss in Boots - ONLY.


You can check the trailers of the above mentioned movies and you will know WHY I love 'em.


But yesterday, I picked a genre which I hardly watch, maybe I give it a chance like, for once a year -  A musical drama. It's called "Street Dance 2". Im not so good in doing movie reviews, I never did any.


I still remember the 1st ever musical drama I watched in year 2001 - "Save the Last Dance".





It was all touchy romantic musical, dance movie that made me believe that love know no colors, background or belief. It's borderless! The song "Crazy" by Kci & Jojo was the most perfect soundtrack for this story line. I still become all emo until now, every time the song came across on the radio.


Then came "Honey" in year 2003.




That Jessica Alba body gave me the new definition of 'perfect' body. Because of her, I try my best to keep my waistline below 25". And again - love is beautiful when it involves colors :)


and then "Step Up" in year 2006.




So, white boy can dance! It was like an extended version of "Save the Last Dance" - a dance fusion of ballet and hip hop


Not so long after that come another movie in year 2007 - which listing a very long list of dance style I never seen in this country - Breaking, Bouncing, poppin' krumping, clowning, jerking, locking, snapping.. and it takes a genius to dance after that. Dance is no longer a simple tapping of your foot and clap your hands in the air
 :(




Stomp the Yard  - is the movie that introduce me to Chris Brown :D
So I guess this movie made the other movie keep on making street dancing battle, recruiting the best dancer all over the world in order to beat the 1st Stomp The Yard.


So, where the hell Street Dance came on? Why I suddenly watch the prequel - Street Dance 2?




So, it's about white boy can dance again!


What I hate about this one is that, the story line is like too thin, as if, no story line at all. AND I WATCHED IT IN 3D! Waste my money! It just wanted to show off how these kids can dance. And they try to go extreme with mixing Salsa with street hip hop? Trust me, just leave the salsa alone. It's already good. In fact, I love the part of Salsa dance battle in the boxing rim. That's all. That kind of Salsa can beat all, any street dance exist today.


And who's Eddie? Why this pale, skinny young boy suddenly can be the manager and fly from London to Ibiza, Prague, Peru and all, finding the best dancer. Unless he is Donald Trump's son. And Ash, the main character? Also be able to fly across Europe continent, working as a Pop Corn boy? WTF? Don't tell me domestic flight in Europe is cheaper that AirAsia, from KL to KK! I quit my job now and selling pop corn in Europe then!


And, pop corn boy uniform in London can be found easily in Paris for all 9 of them, from the tallest guy to the smallest boy? at the stadium, within 5 minutes? WHY AM I WATCHING THIS MOVIE ANYWAY?


I was so frustrated, I came home and log onto youtube to find something that can make me feel good about that stupid movie which costs me RM18.




Ah, now I feel much better.


Maybe I shouldn't try to watch any of musical dance movie at this age anymore :( . Maybe I should just stick to the movie list, listed in this guide book. 

and try to find pirate copy or download it somewhere online :(

This is A Public Community Service Message -

Not. Just a common sense. 


Was at Ikea The Curve and had my weekend dinner - Swedish meatballs and broccoli (the fav one). I don't know what's inside that meatballs, or is it its gravy that made me willing to drive this far and gone through hell traffic jam. But it was worth it.


As usual, it is full, cramped with people like me who just refused to cook. Yes, I admit I don't do cook and I never will. Hey, Im not alone. Go check any restaurant and pay good attention around you. Im not the only lady who think cooking is a waste of time. So, STFU.


But this is not what I wanted to talk about.


I was having trouble to get a seat, and Im sure this is happening to most of you too. Yes, it seems like most of the table and seat occupied by human, but there is another problem that creating this 'hard to get a seat' in Ikea restaurant - rubbish and leftovers by another ignorant on the table.


Why oh why, we Malaysian still can't self educate about cleaning after ourselves? I want to ask you, what is that white and gray lined tray is for? Yes, it is to put your plates and your orders from food counter to the cashier and to your table. But does it ever cross your mind that, it also functioned as a tool to carry your leftovers to the tray rack lined up at every corner of that restaurant?


I saw people sitting on my left and right. On my left hand side is a group of four. Maybe they are on double date or something. And on my right hand side, is a couple, where, they were busy crossing arms feeding each other like a mommy to a 3 years old baby. Ok. That's sweet. I don't see any tray on their table. Oh, apparently they are trying to be neat like, putting the tray away and it just the table and the plate, just like at home. BUT DO YOU LEAVE THOSE PLATE JUST LIKE THAT AT YOUR OWN KITCHEN AFTER U FINISHED? No? 


I know, our mother never taught us eating our dinner or lunch with plate still on the tray. Ye lah, makan dalam talam. Tak ke buruk rupanya? But at home, you have your poor mother to pick your plate after you finished and clean it for you. Yes, it's all about culture and upbringing. Manis, makan tertib, talam di simpan. But is it still polite and sweet of you to leave your rubbish behind for other people who is having trouble with their tray full of food, sitting , walking around, "tawaf'-ing the restaurant until he/she spotted empty chair but with shitload of your leftovers on that table? Ibarat berak dekat public toilet, tapi malas nak flush. Kau tau tak? Do you like to see fresh shit inside the toilet bowl at the moment you want to use it? After some queue and stomach cramp?

This is happening everywhere. McDonalds, KFC, Pizza Hut to name a few. You won't see this if you go to other country. They already know what to do after they finish eating in fast food restaurant - 10 years ago. We are not talking about mamak restaurant ok? or Kak Jijah Tomyam. But believe me, people carry their own tray with leftovers to somekind of food disposable corner - even at street restaurants in Japan.


What are we? 3rd world country? Er, yeah. Your brain is.


Other country, tak payah pegi jauh la.. tu.. Singapore. They already busy campaigning adopt a street cats and dogs instead of buying special cross breed. They even have special group meeting for this cause - Save the animal left straying on the street or Save Our Street Dog (SOSD). 

Ok lah, HANJING TU HARAM. But do we ever care towards street cats? Kau lenyek dengan kereta kau yang pasang sportrim mahal tu je kan?
But we, Malaysian, still struggling with Paper - Glass - Plastic rubbish bin (I saw people put plastic mineral water's bottle into paper bin, and paper into glass bin), clean your own shit, use and carry that God damned tray and toss your leftovers to appropriate place and WE ARE STILL STRUGGLING WITH PEOPLE SQUATTING ON TOILET SEAT in public toilet!




It's seemed like you can take the Malaysian out of Babarian but you can't take the Babarian out of the Malaysian? Haaa.. more or less like that lah.


Shameful.


I hope any so called famous bloggers who happened to come across my rubbish post, care to create some awareness among your fan base - "Clean Your Own Shit" awareness. C.Y.O.S.


Adios.

Resume 101

Yesterday I was helping a friend to vet through a few resumes sent by so called fresh graduates and desperately job seekers. There is a vacancy at her office - Admin cum reservations Officer with a small offering salary at RM1,700. Well, by looking at situation nowadays, where fresh graduates carrying iPhone and driving MyVi, yes, that is small. But what her office can offer is real experience and exposure to an exciting working environment, with hands on training where your college/university or parent could never taught you. Anyways, what is iPhone and MyVi when those things are provided by your parent and boyfriend? You will never know how hard to earn money and the value of it. Plus, you'll stay stupid with no skills.


BUT, That's not what I wanted to highlight.


The more I open and read those resumes, the more it drag me into blasphemous thought, until I was too hesitate to click the next 'view' button. I was cursing and asking myself, what happened to the  education syllabus today? I still remember when I was finishing my diploma, there was one particular subject in my English class specifically teaches how to:-


1) Write a resume or Curriculum Vitae
2) Write a cover letter
3) Interview Ettique
4) A must do & don't when writing a resume / attending interview.


Obviously, 80% of the submission are without cover letter -That's fine.


Apparently, those resumes are copy and paste - that is still acceptable.


The fuck is, the photo attached with..

MY GOODNESS!


I still have a few with 'camwhore' for FACEBOOK profile's photos. Trust me. If we are interested to see how cute you are, we will ask you to put your FACEBOOK profile account's link on the job's requirement. But we are not.


What the hell is this? Try to AprilFool's me?? You Fools. That office wasn't publishing event for telemovie, TV commercial or modelling casting! It is a serious job, and we don't fucking care about how sweet your look or the way you pose but your ability and how far you willing to learn!


and, what is this?

a Hi? and she can't even spell 'Hi' in a correct manner. What the fuck is happening to them Job seekers nowadays?


Not to mention the email 'ids'. Apple_Pie@yahoo.com, Miss_World@gmail.com, HanieCutie, MissBeautiful, Sexyandgorgeous, Cutiebunny...


THIS WILL BE MY LAST TIME SCANNING THESE BULLSHIT.


and I still remember few years ago, I received a resume from a guy applying for the post of Account Executive in my previous office. We were laughing so hard and decided NOT to call him in for the interview. He attached a full head to toe picture, wearing nice collared shirt, nicely tucked into his pants, wearing beach flip flops, kneeling down with his right hand supporting his chin and a bicycle as his background. I guess he's trying to be Abang Kassim Selamat here. Thanks, for made our day with laughter. But no thanks - no interview call for you. 


You guys are very lucky in the name of 'BUMIPUTRA' because there are many foreign companies set up all over Malaysia which the requirement for them is - has to employ 'Bumiputra' as a staff. But I, as a polished Bumiputra has to make sure that my race stays un disgrace from these monkey acts during the preliminary stage (resume's stage) and have to select only the qualified ones and  bring it forward to these foreigner's employers. For the rest of you who still refused to wake up - good luck. There are still plenty franchise, foreign's fast food restaurant chain that can offer you a job as waiters and cashiers. Starbucks, Delifrance, McDonalds to name a few.


It's a sad truth. Our graduates are 10 years behind other races, indeed.


I am not sure you guys are using internet more than just for Facebook, Twitter and Angry bird, but you can always Google on 'How to write a Resume'


and below is my advise in general;-


1) Try to get a decent, normal, standard passport sized photograph. If you can afford to eat KFC during your jobless period, believe me, you can afford to get a decent passport sized photograph taken in the studio (Cost: RM15)


2) Spend sometime to get the best sample of cover letter. Tips: Google it.


3) Do some research, Google about the company background. Every company has its own website. Just spend 5 minutes to read it. It is important for you to know with who you apply the job with. If it is a foreign company, you definitely has to be fluent in English. Do not waste people's time by calling you for interview and sitting there looking at you having a hard time to arrange Malays into English sentences in your head.


4) Always keep in mind that, the one who's going to review your application and resume is a bitter, bitchy person who think everything is never good  enough. This will help to set your writing quality above par.


5) Don't try to flirt by sending your flirty sweet photograph. That won't help you.


6) Please reserve one serious email id with your real name on it. And use it only for job application. Example: Zarina.yusoff@gmail.com,  Anita_Mohammad@yahoo.com


7) Relevance  and relate: Your working experience or certificate you have in hands with the job you're applying. If it is Travel Agency, we will look more on someone with a working experience in hotel or ticketing or graduates in Tourism. Diploma in Nursing is a no-no.


8) Don't try your luck when sending job application. You must ensure that you are going to be selected for at least interview stage. So check the content of your resume. Is your skills or certificate is relevant to the post you are applying for.


9) Write clear and accurate subject title on the email which you are going to send. Example :"APPLICATION FOR THE POST OF ADMIN OFFICER". Not "hye" or "Hey there"


10) Don't try to flirt by sending your flirty sweet photograph. That won't help you.


11) Try to get a decent, normal, standard passport sized photograph. If you can afford to eat KFC during your jobless period, believe me, you can afford to get a decent passport sized photograph taken in the studio (Cost: RM15)


Seriously, the way you smile, your posture in the picture and how you look into the camera lens - reveal your general attitude.


After I went through some serious hardship and tormenting hours of selecting the best candidates for the interview, I manage to get 4 among 100. Thank God.