Nothing But Ordinary March.

God knows how much I want to update this blog. But every time I tried, I got pulled away by video on youtube. Video about cute babies, cats, dogs, stupid, pondan menyanyi and God knows it's a weird weird alien world out there you can discover through youtube. And now I never failed to watch American Idol Season 12 before I sleep. I haven't watch American Idol since Season 2. yep. From Auditions to Hollywood week to Sudden Death episode. Thanks to Keith Urban. He's the reason why I watch the show. Heh. And I will continue to watch it because of Angela Miller, Curtis Finch, Charlie Askew and freaky Zoanette Johnson!



Very the Zaiton Sameon kannn...

Most of the top 20 play musical instruments and some wrote & showcase their own song since the audition stage! But, my  personal , the Most favorite talent above of all is, Burnell Taylor! Call me too much, but, every time I listen to him singing, my eyes welling up with tears. I DON'T KNOW WHY! That's how amazing Burnell Taylor is!




I don't need Cable TV to watch full episode of American Idol Season 12, there are few youtubers has it in full 1.5 hours show uploaded onto the net. SANS commercial break .One of my favorite uploader is Marie De Conick. Yea her screen is tilted, but the quality sound and picture is good and I can repeat Burnell Taylor part as many as I want and scream alone in my room. Crazy.

I didn't say my March started very well off this year. I got high fever and I felt weird. So I took a quick blood test and it says I got that Dengue fever. For a 2nd time. Hell no! The image of both arms poked by those big needles and bloated body rushing into my mind. I can't stand the treatment. So I rushed to my sister and tried to get home remedy style. Thank God it worked. With TLC, any sickness well off faster than any other kind of remedy. Back at home town, I got my blood check at public, RM1, government hospital, or whatever you want to call it. The doctor said that Dengue fever works like Chicken Pox. Every human will only got it once in a life time. Seriously? But that is not what I heard! Cut the story short - I willing to pay whatever costs to be treated in private clinic. That short blood test process in that cheap hospital already killing me!

People says crab soup can help with the blood platelet growth. So my sister cooked me the BEST crab soup ever in this entire world when I was there. I will get the recipe and I will try to cook it again here in my poor kitchen. The next day, I got the recipe from my sister.

Er.. gitu je? I will try it this weekend. (Sorry for the spelling. Only I can understand what was she trying to say).

When I sick, my cat sick too. Not both, only one. The female one (Mogwai) . Her ears got infection. The doctor let me see what's inside Mogwai ears under the microscope, and I swear I wont be hugging & kissing her for a while. That damn thing looks like scary crab monster!  So I had to gave her pills for a week until her ears completely dry. And brought her again together with her brother for another vaccination and ears treatment. Man, I felt like a single mother. While other pet owners arrive with their husband, friends, brother or friends with only 1 cat, I arrived alone with 2 cats. Anyways, my cats seemed to understand how difficult my situation at that point of time, they behaving so well although I carried them in without the pet carrier. Never a sound or a scratch. While other cats scream and hissing at the doctor, mine sit quietly on weighing scale and let the doctor do whatever to them. Let their ear dug by the doctor and got ear drops, injection, swallowed that deworm pill, got on weighing scale.. and many more. The doctor never stop saying they are very good & clever cat. It's a miraculous moment! (The doctor should know how many stuff they wrecked it back home)

Ok. Im lazy now. Too much work at the office makes me lazy to do other things after work. I will end up this post like...right now.

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Pre-Wedding Photo shoot.

My question is - perlu ke?

There was a pre marital sex then pre marital babies. And now again, Malays are being influenced into a pre wedding photo shoot, which, I really don't know where this practice originated from.

I don't know about them Chinese, because I saw them taking pictures for fun in the studios with fur and Hang Li Po dress since they were in high school. So, they are always associated with this studio photo shoot since forever. So, Im gonna leave them alone.

I'm going to leave out the Islamic point of view part too. Because, everybody already know the answer - it's FORBIDDEN. Kalau kau Islamik sangat, cuba la masuk meminang awek kau dengan senaskah Al Quran. Toksah berinai sanding bagai. Sebab dalam Islam tak de semua tu. Takkan takut dengan bakal mentua kot.. sebab bukan ke kau perlu takut dgn tuhan je? So, leave that out, alone.

So, yeah. I've heard and watched poor guys cried about expensive dowry (duit hantaran lah) while they just started to finish their study loan and struggle to get car loan so that they can bring their future wife for weekends date, follow with a cheap make out in the car and record it with their smartphones. Not to mention buying a loft. They can't get a decent room to rent for themselves to sleep even, so they are staying with parents in order to be able to buy "gold class" movie ticket at GSC every weekends together with a value set of popcorn Combo A.

And now - Pre Wedding Photo Shoot? The cheapest I've heard so far is RM1,000 just for a simple setting/outdoor shoot - and that is not including make over, the dress, the hairdo and so on. So there you go - put another dime in jukebox, babay.

Tanya la tunang kau - "Kenapa mengada sangat?".

I believed in your period of courtship and dating, you guys did take photos together with the help of friends (double date kaaannn) and bazillion front camera captured of you two both doing duck face. Why not saving those silly pictures over the years and compile it, make it into a timeline album as a pre wedding shoot? What is the difference? What ever happens before the wedding is a Pre Wedding. Oh, just because you don't have a special set up of you two together holding the swirly lollipop, riding the scooter on still, making that duck face - you can't call it as pre wedding photo shoot?

Dude! Are you for real? You and your future wife holding swirly lollipop making cute face with colorful balloons in the background isn't a real life living before, during and after the wedding. Because before, during and after the wedding you guys busy finding the way to fund that wedding! Bahahaha.

Well, I know, everybody wants a picture perfect in everything. Mine included. But I won't spend it on fake moment and show it to people that is US right before we tie the knot. BS.

I don't know if my boyfriend will get down on his knees ever and ask for my hand to be his "Bonnie Elizabeth Parker" to run this life of sin, forever. But I do put an anchor to every special moment when we were together on trips or even stupid dinner in town from the beginning.

and I know he is smiling when he look at this now. There were so many memories we created together and it will stay the sweetest if we go on our separate way in the end.

I have million of our sweet pictures together. And only both of us know the exact story and situation we encountered behind every pictures. The exact feelings, and it is real.

You have Instagram. It comes with cool filter and it makes every stupid shoots looks amazing though. Start capturing your sweetest moment and compile it. It is more meaningful.

Uh, and this post is not for them rich bastards.

Ciao.

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Those who can't DO, teach.

Whenever you fucked up and you think your life is in a mess, suddenly with or without your wish, someone or some friends came to you with advises and insights on your shit. And your replied is “kau cakap senang la” (Easy for you to say) and “kau tu macam la bagus sangat” (you think you are all that)  – and you left them, continue with your stupid shit and stay miserable.

I was there before. That idiot who preferred to stay miserable rather than tries to give a thought of so called “kau cakap senang la” advises.

Dude please, it is not easy to give advises and insights to stupid fucktard like you, because - that person was there, was the same fucktard like you, experienced the same shit long before and by listening to you and try to give you some clue on how to go about it, it cut open a wound or two, reminiscing their bitter experience and sharing it with you in a form of advise & suggestion.

Trust me, it took a down and out person to be able to give another down and out (YOU), an advise. Before you totally reject their advice and suggestion, please take a look at them again – make a quick description on who are they now. If they are;

A) A success/ happy person now – it is good for you to pay attention to their advise because you might end up success and happy like them. They know better, because they been through it before you.

B) A miserable/ shitty person now – it is best for you to pay attention to their advice because you might end up miserable and shitty like them. They know better, they even SET a living example in your very own eyes for what they been through, before you.

  

Those who can’t play – coach. Those who can’t wed – plan (for others). Those who can’t cook – critic. Those who can’t lead – oppose. Those who can’t do – teach. Those who can’t fuck – go become pope.

And it is okay for you admire them for how they able to overcome the hurdle in life and pass the insights to you. But never try to have them into your life, mistakenly think they are GOOD for you. They are not. They are just a good in giving you advises and suggestions because they “been there and done that”. So they know the outcome, the score, and the result. Someone who used to be a failure before never wanted to be with another failure, now.

My point is, this post is for those guys who came up to me with “99 problems and it’s all about bitches” then suddenly see me as a perfect girl they should be dating just because I spill a lot of secret on how to fix things. Dude, seriously NO! I might worse than your girlfriend/ wife. Because I am that fucked up girl that really need to be fixed!

Got-cha.

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So, you think you can dance?

I can. A little. A chicken dance.

I know I have a lot of travel post to finish but, I don't feel like to do it right now. Some people think I able to post in this "none on the list of technorati blog of the year" because I have pictures to show off and write a little. But trust me, I can write without a picture. I can write just like I talk. Non stop, for hours and hours. You'll be sorry if I decided to write without any picture in between and you'll never come back to check Heartboxx again. never. 


It was public holiday, yesterday. so I decided to check out a new movie with my girlfriend. My movie genre priority goes like this;


1) Sci - Fi Action - the more robotic, the more I like it. Eg; Transformers/ IronMan/ StarWars/ The Matrix - the blue pill/red pill.


2) Romantic Comedy - I like it ridiculously funny romantic. Eg; There's Something about Mary/Just Friends/ Zoolander (wait, is Zoolander can be categorized under 'romantic'? or maybe I have a thing towards Ben Stiller)


3) Action, adventures , Superhero! - the cooler the superhero power, the more I fell in love with one. Eg; X-Men (Wolverine - yea mann) / Blade / Batman


4) Fantasy, with a twist of cute blown up gown with big ass bow attached to it, witch, ogre and diamente tiaras. Eg: Alice in Wonderland (original and the remakes) / Narnia/ Pan's Labyrinth~ "in darkness, there can be light, in misery, there can be beauty, in death, there can be life"


5) Biography/ Drama - which is based on real person, a true story. Eg: Catch me if you can / A Beautiful Mind/ Ray


...and that's it. Oh, Animation. That would be Puss in Boots - ONLY.


You can check the trailers of the above mentioned movies and you will know WHY I love 'em.


But yesterday, I picked a genre which I hardly watch, maybe I give it a chance like, for once a year -  A musical drama. It's called "Street Dance 2". Im not so good in doing movie reviews, I never did any.


I still remember the 1st ever musical drama I watched in year 2001 - "Save the Last Dance".





It was all touchy romantic musical, dance movie that made me believe that love know no colors, background or belief. It's borderless! The song "Crazy" by Kci & Jojo was the most perfect soundtrack for this story line. I still become all emo until now, every time the song came across on the radio.


Then came "Honey" in year 2003.




That Jessica Alba body gave me the new definition of 'perfect' body. Because of her, I try my best to keep my waistline below 25". And again - love is beautiful when it involves colors :)


and then "Step Up" in year 2006.




So, white boy can dance! It was like an extended version of "Save the Last Dance" - a dance fusion of ballet and hip hop


Not so long after that come another movie in year 2007 - which listing a very long list of dance style I never seen in this country - Breaking, Bouncing, poppin' krumping, clowning, jerking, locking, snapping.. and it takes a genius to dance after that. Dance is no longer a simple tapping of your foot and clap your hands in the air
 :(




Stomp the Yard  - is the movie that introduce me to Chris Brown :D
So I guess this movie made the other movie keep on making street dancing battle, recruiting the best dancer all over the world in order to beat the 1st Stomp The Yard.


So, where the hell Street Dance came on? Why I suddenly watch the prequel - Street Dance 2?




So, it's about white boy can dance again!


What I hate about this one is that, the story line is like too thin, as if, no story line at all. AND I WATCHED IT IN 3D! Waste my money! It just wanted to show off how these kids can dance. And they try to go extreme with mixing Salsa with street hip hop? Trust me, just leave the salsa alone. It's already good. In fact, I love the part of Salsa dance battle in the boxing rim. That's all. That kind of Salsa can beat all, any street dance exist today.


And who's Eddie? Why this pale, skinny young boy suddenly can be the manager and fly from London to Ibiza, Prague, Peru and all, finding the best dancer. Unless he is Donald Trump's son. And Ash, the main character? Also be able to fly across Europe continent, working as a Pop Corn boy? WTF? Don't tell me domestic flight in Europe is cheaper that AirAsia, from KL to KK! I quit my job now and selling pop corn in Europe then!


And, pop corn boy uniform in London can be found easily in Paris for all 9 of them, from the tallest guy to the smallest boy? at the stadium, within 5 minutes? WHY AM I WATCHING THIS MOVIE ANYWAY?


I was so frustrated, I came home and log onto youtube to find something that can make me feel good about that stupid movie which costs me RM18.




Ah, now I feel much better.


Maybe I shouldn't try to watch any of musical dance movie at this age anymore :( . Maybe I should just stick to the movie list, listed in this guide book. 

and try to find pirate copy or download it somewhere online :(

Guide 101 : How to make a woman HAPPY?

I came across this very very interesting list in how to make a woman happy. I laughed for the 1st 15 second but then I come to think that, ey these all are very true.

Call it plagiarism, but still want to to share it with u.
It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be;
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. courageous
39. prudent
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, U MUST ALSO;
51. give her lots of attention, expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
AND IT IS VER VERY IMPORTANT THAT;
54. Never to forget:
- Birthdays
- Anniversaries
- Arrangements she make

Give up already???

Well, this guide also came with a lil bonus guide in how to make a MAN HAPPY;
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food.

No wonder men turned into gays rapidly nowadays…
=(

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A Wedding...

Okay, Halloween's over. Lets get back to our real, more terrifying life. A Wedding. Eh, why I sound so negative about this holy matrimony thingy.. I need 100 more post just to explain why. So, just leave it there.

To decribe my loath towards the wedding, I lost my way for about 2 hours just to find the place. Missing the junction, picking up the wrong lane, and I almost to cancel it and planning my way to have a steamy steamboat (to reward myself for not attending it).

Ah anyway, after seeing the gorgeous bride, my heart turns sweeter. But still, I chose to play with my Big Boi for speed shutter, aperture & some manual focus around, rather than the bride & groom themselves. Sorry :(

The gorgeous bride

The so-so groom who appeared to be very happy cuz finally score the gorgeous bride.

The guest who faking it very well...

The abusive act. Leave the artificial flower alone. It was so dead already. And they caged it for?

The gorgeous setting... black & red.. very classic. Like a gothic love something like that.

May God bless you..

Then I noticed that I didn't even wait for the couple to cut their wedding cake after I uploaded this picture! omfg..

Don't blame me, she's movin too fast. and I refused to become the cat who chasing the trail ...

Hurmmm.. on my way back.. I was thinking, I rather spend that money - by fucking my hubby in Italy: for the honeymoon, than prancing around with flower & stuff & that's it.

Anyway, I wish both of you all the best, and faster multiply the trouble already~!!!!

Heee.. :)

Car Craze!

I'm not talking about myself. Nope, it is impossible, nope.. I will not go crazy on car, or bike or anything with wheels. Not in a million years. And I rather listening to Mariah Carey albums every minute for million years and I wanna play FarmVille until I have few grandkids.


and oh, I hate football too.


To me, car is only a box with engine and tyres, and with some petrol, it will bring me from point A to point B. See? I am pretty simple kind of human, like... if human can be categorized under mammal, herbivor or karnivor, I will fall under errmmm... amoeba family.


But I know, my opinion on this box with engines & tyres wouldnt be agree by these complex creatures, I think, if they see me on the road with my other amoeba family, they will whack me with their box with super gigantic chrome wheels. Just becuz I've said that.


See what I've found today, while I was on my way to petrol station nearby my house, I heard bombing sound of some techno music which I can can guarantee you that Mariah Carey will never come up with it, not in million years. Yuck.


It was a ....







Oh, since it was for MAKNA, and MAKNA is for breast cancer awareness and I have breast, so I pulled over.




Then I saw a glimpse of cute pinky box, which made me stopped and decided to get down from my box.






Super Cuteness!







Look at few trophies she scored with her cuteness!

Paris Hilton like this (facebook style)

He is so cool.. I respect those guys who love PINK!

He must be very lovely & romantic at heart eh?

It was a fucking sunny day, I was sweating until I wet my bra. Don't mention about the way I look, so fugly until you can stick me outside your door next to your smelly rotten pumpkin for this upcoming Halloween ya.

Errmmmss.. the owner of this car doesn't have issue with Malaysian weather? It's damn hot here and...what's with the fur?

If one or 2 of the kutu fall into this car.. they surely will breed happily...

He got such beast at heart I think...

..and this one...very amazing... this box really can do BBQ...


There!

Bring those marinated chicken wing please!

Handsome car.

But..what's inside his trunk remind me of a drag queen lo.

Sweetness!

But, I would prefer if they paint girls from my favorite anime, Tenhjo Tenge,

Maya Natsume, or

Hot, badass gal, Emi Isuzu.

Oh! I love the spacious trunk...can put more shoes inside!

Jackie!!! This car remind me of what happened between me & Jack Skellington back in HK.. hhhmm hhhmmm... (18sx)

Loves the interior.

Oh lordy... look at the knob of the door lock.. that is huge..

The owner must be an Agro-Eco guy...

Go Green!

If they able to put big screen teevee back of the car...I suggest they install coffee maker & washing machine. Very practical indeed.

BumbleBee?

Can see this cutie also won few trophies for her cuteness ya...

Well, that's all. I know, this is a super boring post. Cuz there is no description on engine nor the sound systems featured on every picture taken. Well.. what to do.. I came from Amoeba family. What I know about cars le?

Anyway, after seeing these colorful, well maintained boxes... now I realized that, the box that I drove around is only a piece of dirt... sad.

Till then,

xoxo.