Guide 101 : How to make a woman HAPPY?

I came across this very very interesting list in how to make a woman happy. I laughed for the 1st 15 second but then I come to think that, ey these all are very true.

Call it plagiarism, but still want to to share it with u.
It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be;
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. courageous
39. prudent
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, U MUST ALSO;
51. give her lots of attention, expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
AND IT IS VER VERY IMPORTANT THAT;
54. Never to forget:
- Birthdays
- Anniversaries
- Arrangements she make

Give up already???

Well, this guide also came with a lil bonus guide in how to make a MAN HAPPY;
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food.

No wonder men turned into gays rapidly nowadays…
=(

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