I need Aid for my Eid...

Despite of my hatred and loath towards Hari Raya every year, this year I will try to make it happen (even without the new baju raya). Do some small preparations in my small apartment, and hope family and friends will be happy with those last minute cheap raya cookies which I bought at 50% discount.

Still tho, I am too lazy to find green packets, lucky I found those red packets from last year's Chinese New Year in my drawer.

Going gack to mum's now.

Till then.. Selamat Hari Raya, with love.

Some people were born as A Moron...

I cant sleep tonight, even my eyelid now as heavier as Kim Kardashian's fleshy ass. It just becuz some retards are shooting a very loud fire crackers outside my window, and they are cheering up and jumping exactly like them monkeys which accidently unleashed from its cage. I dont know what they were cheering about, at the tiny flickering fire crackers? at the loud "pow" sound? Those boys shld be sent to Afgan or Palestine so that they can really watch and hear what is "pow" sound is all about.

The internet connection now is kinda slow, so I cant watch online movie either. Log in into my facebook, just to see the notification of another oxymoron with his brain full of twats, no, his brain was made from twats, leaving a stupid meaningless comment, commented on my comment, on my friend's comment. ahhh whatever. He's not even in my buddy list, (oh please, by looking at his looks which is uglier than wild boar with STD~who wld wearing sunglass inside the room anyway?) I rather feast my eyes inside my toilet bowl by staring at my own stools. He just cant stand to watch at my conversations with his buddy, and with the gay-est style ever, he stepped in, leaving a comment which only a bitch would do. Maybe he got his balls castrated while trying to make a move on some other girls before.What an attention seeker.

In the end, he admitted his empty skulled behavior, by asking me where he shld sign up to learn a better English so that he can reply me back in a same manner. Pfftt.. what a pussy. A guy with such deeds, wanna pick up a fight with a girl? Over his own retarded action?I bet he is now still sucking his momma tits now and then, that's explain why he behaving such a pussy with full of herpes.

I never met such a despicable Moron Malay guy in mylife, until today. What kind of badluck I am into huh? He is such a disgrace to a Malay gentlemen society, and for that, I wish his dick (which is without balls, kena castrated, remember?) rotten slowly inside his pants as his brain was.

And as for those guys who making such obnoxious noises outside my window, I wish the firecrackers make a U-turn and their skulls get a deep plunge by it. I wanna see how loud they will cheer and jump over it...

Jal meokkesseumnida!

I always love Korean since after I watched Full House, I love all korean drama, I love Korean song, I love everything made in Korea especially - Korean boys. Heee. (oh..I am so thinking of Rain Bi while Im writing this..)

But the weird thing is, I never tried Korean food. It is not because I dont want to, but, there are not many of Halal Korean restaurant that I come to know compare to Japanese ones. Until...

Ahn nyeong ha se yo~!

It's called Bonga Korean restaurant located at Jalan Telawi, Bangsar. Alaaa.. I dont know the exact address, but can find it at the same row with going to close soon Juicy (Edison Chen) boutique. Eh, everytime I passby that Juicy boutique hor.. empty. I went in once, also empty. Nothing to buy lah.

Ok, back to Bong's. It is a small, cosy restaurant located on the 2nd floor. Nothing fancy, but very the Korean (of course lah.. takkan macam swedish restaurant pulak..)

My friend suggested me to try Bong's Korean Ginseng Tea. She ordered it hot..and mine cold. Break fast le.. how to drink hot one..But she ordered sprite in case I cant take the taste of the ginseng.. Yea.. in the beginning, it taste quite weird..But who am I to be picky & complain... I didnt drink anything since dawn so.. oh well..

"Beebeem Bab"

I remember in Full House, Han Ji Eun always cook Beebeem Bab to Young Jae, it was like an official dishes inside that drama. So I really wanted to try it..

This is Beebeem Bap after you whisk everything up! Ya.. looks like a wasted, spoiled food which your mama ready to toss it out into the bin. But it taste good.

"Kimchee Jjikeh" or Kimchee stew

I know..it looks like Maggie assam laksa only rite? At the beginning I also didnt like the smell, it smells like spoiled Maggie assam laksa.. according to my friend, the best kimchee stew is the one being kept inside the pot for a few weeks..months..or maybe a few year?

But once you start to chew on the chinese cabbage inside.. you cant stop. But hell..this is one damn hot soup. Hotter than spicy tom yum. I was like - 1 spoon of kimchee soup - 1 glass of cold water - 1 spoon of kimchee soup again - 1 glass of icy cold water more.

sauce for the bbq.

"Choo Mooleok" or Marinated ribeye.

Once the meat touches the hot grill.. pheww.. it produced such heavenly smells. Only a predator can understand what Im saying.

Surprisingly, the menu that we chose came with a lot of side dishes. Fish cakes la, stir-fry bean sprout, sour cucumber, kimchee, fried anchovies, stir-fry spinach, fish cake, and i dont remember what it was la...but the one with the red ticks is awesome. These side dishes are refillable. We refilled it until we were shy to ask already.

..and they served us a cute small cut of fruits as a wrap.

...and I feel like Im all korean already. LOL (perasan).

Till then..

Annyong-hi kashipshio!

No Sex, No Friendship Part III

He extended his hand and introduced his name as ‘A’, and I have no choice but to welcome his firm handshake. What the fuck.. his name.. even his name same as my God Damned Bastard Ex boyfriend!

“Why all stewards that I met have same a name like you? And my experience with them were quite bitter though” I said it out loud with sinister tone. He laughed as it was a joke and so funny. I kept walking and he continues tailing me. “By the way, what time your work finish ya?” and I told him my office hour unlike others, we started at 10.30am and finish at 7.30pm. “Hurmm I was thinking to wait you and maybe after work we can have a drink?” Waaa this boy.. very persistent. Before I say “no”, soft wind blew right through him and covered me with his sweet smell, put me into 50/50 situation. But by the time I looked up to his angelic face and smile, my lips answered something that my BRAIN knew I am – so – going – to – regret it.

So instead of 7.30pm, we went out for tea time at 5.00pm. We chatted like an old friend and his personality seems very warm and kind. So I was thinking it is not a bad idea to have good a looking guy friend again since, all my collection seems to cease, some of them got married and the rest turned into unattractive creature. Despite of my hatred toward his work as MAS Steward, I decided to keep him as a friend, under the category of “good looking friends’ collection” That’s all. Or should I say, “My KEN collection?”.


5 minutes later, after I got back to my office desk, I got his 1st text ~ “It was nice talking to you, thank you for spending time with me and hope to see you very soon”. In return I thanked him for the drink. Surprisingly, the whole thing that happened make me smile all the way and his scent - lingers around me…

A Female Chauvinist.

Women rules - ladies rock - girl power - she's da bomb, among a few phrases for a female who in charge. Few men believe in it, but many of them deny it. It took ages for men to validate the fact of power puff girls.. eh, I mean girl's power, yet, they are silently admire and crazy about it. Or maybe their egos are too thick, thicker than the lard of a fat fat pig made them unable to say so. Oh come on, they actually love the idea of 'women on top'.




I just finished my reading on this very interesting novel by Anchee Min, "Empress Orchid". This novel is base on a true story, about the last Empress in China during the Manchu Qing Dynasty, and to me this is far more interesting compare to a New Yorkers fiction fantasy writes up.

Empress Orchid, which was only Emperor Hsien Feng's lower rank concubine, end up as a Qing Dynasty's "Dragon Lady" for 48 years after the death of her husband.

I've learned many things from this book, from life inside Forbidden City to the tips and technique on how to please a man in bed from the "House of Lotus" as well as the treaties made between British, Russian with China (which ripped China map's apart). Did you know that Vladivostok, Russia, was known as Haishenwei port and it was originally belong to China?

When I asked my Russian officemate, (he is from Vladivostok) about the history of his country, he replied "no, Russian never took other people land".

Oh my, if history books in my school were written the way of Anchee Min does, history wouldn't be the my most hated subject back in time. Ok, enough about history. I hear snores.

But still la, men very biased one...to them, women with power can be very destructive. That's why they always put all those hurricanes named after a woman name. Pffttt..

How could they possibly forget the fact that they were all breast fed by us once they came out into this world. Ah, Im very lazy to argue le.

Looking forward to read another historical novel in near future.


I am a woman, hear me roar...

*meow*

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Full View

Dear Travellers,

Did you know that among 5 stars hotel around KLCC, Traders Hotel is the one which able to give you a full view of Petronas Twin Tower?

Yes lah! But you must book Deluxe Park View category and above (Club, Executive Club, Suite) in order to have Petronas Twin Tower full view right outside your window. Compare to Mandarin Oriental, I might say Traders has a better full view, cuz for Mandarin Oriental KL provide a very closed up view of Petronas Twin Tower. But if you prefer closed up view, ok la, it's Mandarin Oriental KL ler...no other hotel can beat them.





This view will turn into a magnificient sight during night time. You can just sit inside your room and stare at it and maybe can start compose a song, lyrics, poem or something.. lol.

But too bad, most of my hotel inspection happens during day time, so I can't show you how pretty this sight is from this room...






Picture and room descriptions ~ courtesy of Traders Hotel official website;

Located on the 25th to 31st floors of Traders Hotel, Kuala Lumpur, each Traders Club Park View Room combines exceptional comfort with exclusive Traders Club services.

Each room offers tranquil park views and the iconic Petronas Twin Towers.

All Traders Club rooms include modern furnishings and Traders Club services, including daytime beverage service and cocktail hours in the 32nd floor Traders Club Lounge.

Dual line telephones (with dataport connection), complimentary broadband Internet access, built-in international adaptors, in-room safe, satellite/cable TV, coffee/tea making facilities and comfortable writing desks are standard in all Traders Club Rooms.

All bathrooms offer spacious area with separate shower cubicles.
The room dimensions are 32 sqm/344 sqft

and also, you should know that Traders Hotel is a very sweet hotel cuz they provide lollipop by the bath tub instead of flower.




So, nibble this while having your warm bath...

Fancy?