I dream.

Dear William, thank you for letting me keep the crown, anyway its too slippery for your almost baldy head. Yes I lost to Kate now but I know we are destiny to be like your daddy Charles & step mother Camilla in 15 years time. I will get you back here on my lap. Love u. xoxo.










I know. It’s a fairytale come true for Kate Middleton, but while the girls and I were watching the live telecast of the Royal wedding of the century, we were screaming! NO! not because there goes our dreamy smile dream prince. It’s his bald patch! Why can’t he just;


1) Plant some hairs
2) Shave that head bald
3) Wear a royal wig ! 


It’s your big day and the whole world is watching! How could Kate didn’t do anything about it? If she managed to get William to get her on the throne, don’t tell me she unable to talk William out about what to do with that patch on their big day! Gosh. Don’t tell me she has a fetish towards patchy skull! How could she make love to it?! Arrgghh… save me & my imagination from picturing their love making session. Arrgghhh! How could you William? I mean.. How could you Kate??





So, I was at Rain Bi’s F1 Sepang concert. Not to say his solo concert la. I had to stand and torture myself to watch Ford’s (Malaysia) Supermodel’s search finale. Who cares about those long legged girls strutting in their skinny jeans, wiggling their boobs and hair at the temperature of  28 degree Celsius? Sorry Ford’s girls, forgive me to break the truth to you.  It wasn’t you who make the temperature hot on 10th April. It was the heat from the racing circuit. I’m not jealous. What the heck for? I paid RM250.00 to watch my 1st ever concert and my dream Korean guy! But I had to go in 2 hours before he start his performance because I was too short to stand behind! Screw you. How does it make us feel down here, sweating like a pig, smell like a gutter, and watching you strutting your thin ass on the stage and Rain look at super ugly with sticky armpit us right after that?





So, that was the moment, I’ve been waiting for. I never been to any concert in my entire life. I can’t stand standing too long, cramping with smelly sweating peoples (or was it me?) and got my foot stepped by inconsiderate jumping bastards plus whacking my head with their elbows! IT’S NOT COOL BEING    4’ 9’’ okay! I repeat - Not COOL!







and why he has that camel toe on his crotch? I want to see big bulging crotch with what I have paid! Not the camel toe! You didn’t tear your shirt off, you made us watching skinny ass Ford’s supermodel finalist 1 hour before you start, you seldom come to stage section where I stand and I can’t take a closer picture of you! And now Camel Toe? How could you?!!!



and oh, thank you for a 3 second of your famous hip grinding.

But no thanks. It was too short to turn me on! Urggh.


But then, you really bring back my teenage dream alive at the age like this (um, secret). It has been so long I never screamed over a guy, especially a stranger like you. So, I was very curious.. how is it look like if you are mine..

It looks perfect.… haha.

Was at my girlfriend's office, somewhere at Menara TM (heheh). We've been friends for 15 years and I never had a chance to drop by at her working place at all until last Friday. Her office is so cool - they had a big freezer with wall's free ice creams and big ass tv! They welcome me like they knew me for ages. Gosh, it explains why she able to stay up late and so committed to her work - she has a happy working environment and awesome workmates! I never imagined that able to watch live telecast tv program in someone's office - during working hour with their boss around! How cool is that? In addition to the coolness of her office, it happened that one of her friend was there, with mountains of Coach, Burberry and Aigner handbags for sale! she just came back from her UK trip and she got it cheap and she do have a website selling authentic branded items at cheaper price! Whoa! Icy cool! Ladies, gotta drop by at her website once your bonus in :) Gotta reward yourself once or twice in a year!

By looking at the stuffs she sell, I asked her - "So, tell me. What about your own collection? You must have a room full of Prada, Gucci, Louis Vuitton and all back at your place? "She just giggled back at me. I knew it! She one hell of a lucky lady! she must be the happiest woman on earth! Arggh.


"I don't dream at night, I dream all day; I dream for a living." Steven Spielberg

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I Hate it but I can't stop it.

Too bad, I can't fully enjoy my rest day after I quit my job for almost 3 weeks. I feel restless and I don't know how people do it but I just can't. Im addicted to hectic and busy life. Now it is proven that Im not the housewife material. sitting at home do nothing even if given a lot of pocket money to spend to. Nope.

So now Im on track again, busy calling and emailing, texting and meeting. The difference is.. now I do it from home and having meeting and discussion over coffee and unique nasi lemak at Alicafe or slow waiter's respond and service at White Old Town coffee are much more fun! Having own time to decide where and what, to know how much you are getting accordingly to your effort is much more meaningful. I'm so getting a Vaio P. Lawan Cik Semah with her Vaio Z. Or is it X?

I think I had enough with the rest. Stress no more. Can feel the difference now. There were horrid things happened to me lately and yet surprisingly I can let it go with a smile. Like "ahh.. the fuck with it" and moved on. Last time I have to go to yoga class to channel out my stress, and it still didn't help. Nagged non stop and hope it will ease the clogged chest, but still I was in melancholic mode. So, what's the point?

Okay, stop about me. Actually I found a quick remedy for a sorrowful heart. Be it anger, sad or frustration, try the below option.

 Womanizer

I found this when I was searching a public review on Whitney Houston's comeback concert in Australia early this year. Because after 6 months "I look at You" has been released, I didn't feel the heat as Mariah's did with her "Obsessed" and "I wanna know what love is" right after she released her new single and album same time as Whitney, last year..

Lady Gaga Dance

I was gagged at the 1st time I listened to this boy, well, I thought he is only joking around and try to impersonate William Hung or something. But, I realized he got hundreds of it.. from Avril Lavgine to Gun and Roses, from Jingle bells to touch my body by Mariah Carey!

I hate him so much but I cant stop myself from checking out his other clips cuz I really wanna know how he  sound like when singing Umbrella by Rihanna or Black Eyes Pea's Boom Boom Pow! And the list keep continue with Miley Crus, Linkin Park, Eminem.... all the topcharters la okay? You named it, he got it! Not enough with the cover version, he did the dance video too!!!

Happy Birthday to You

Yea, he did the POKEMON theme song as well. You can put a song request at the comment area and he will do it for you. He got huge fan base who really crazy about him, wanna marry him and want him marry their sister so that he can be their brother in law.His latest video nowadays got more than 1 million hits/viewer.

The more I listen to him.. the more I scream. I don't know what was I screamed for but I screamed.

Man.. he's the best remedy when your day ill you. LOL.

and I found this. Start from now I will pay close attention to my guy friends' hands and fingers. 

 

So for the ladies who shy to look at your guy friend's face when talking kan.. so you have another stuff to check out la... hehe

Micheal Jackson, Interview from the Grave. Spooky or Ridiculously funny?

Oh come on... give him R.R.I.P (Real Rest In Peace) would you? He had enough interview ok? Who is the real "freak" by the way?



Michael Jackson Interview From The Grave -


...and if you have any question to Micheal Jackson..please write an email to mike@michealjacksonfromthegrave.com (speechless)

He said he can forward it to Micheal Jackson on behalf of you.

Ermm guys.. please dont ask about 4D or ToTo oh..Later he give you 7474... then u know.. hehe.