Dear William, thank you for letting me keep the crown, anyway its too slippery for your almost baldy head. Yes I lost to Kate now but I know we are destiny to be like your daddy Charles & step mother Camilla in 15 years time. I will get you back here on my lap. Love u. xoxo. 
I know. It’s a fairytale come true for Kate Middleton, but while the girls and I were watching the live telecast of the Royal wedding of the century, we were screaming! NO! not because there goes our dreamy smile dream prince. It’s his bald patch! Why can’t he just; 1) Plant some hairs 2) Shave that head bald 3) Wear a royal wig ! It’s your big day and the whole world is watching! How could Kate didn’t do anything about it? If she managed to get William to get her on the throne, don’t tell me she unable to talk William out about what to do with that patch on their big day! Gosh. Don’t tell me she has a fetish towards patchy skull! How could she make love to it?! Arrgghh… save me & my imagination from picturing their love making session. Arrgghhh! How could you William? I mean.. How could you Kate?? 
So, I was at Rain Bi’s F1 Sepang concert. Not to say his solo concert la. I had to stand and torture myself to watch Ford’s (Malaysia) Supermodel’s search finale. Who cares about those long legged girls strutting in their skinny jeans, wiggling their boobs and hair at the temperature of 28 degree Celsius? Sorry Ford’s girls, forgive me to break the truth to you. It wasn’t you who make the temperature hot on 10th April. It was the heat from the racing circuit. I’m not jealous. What the heck for? I paid RM250.00 to watch my 1st ever concert and my dream Korean guy! But I had to go in 2 hours before he start his performance because I was too short to stand behind! Screw you. How does it make us feel down here, sweating like a pig, smell like a gutter, and watching you strutting your thin ass on the stage and Rain look at super ugly with sticky armpit us right after that? 
So, that was the moment, I’ve been waiting for. I never been to any concert in my entire life. I can’t stand standing too long, cramping with smelly sweating peoples (or was it me?) and got my foot stepped by inconsiderate jumping bastards plus whacking my head with their elbows! IT’S NOT COOL BEING 4’ 9’’ okay! I repeat - Not COOL! 
and why he has that camel toe on his crotch? I want to see big bulging crotch with what I have paid! Not the camel toe! You didn’t tear your shirt off, you made us watching skinny ass Ford’s supermodel finalist 1 hour before you start, you seldom come to stage section where I stand and I can’t take a closer picture of you! And now Camel Toe? How could you?!!! and oh, thank you for a 3 second of your famous hip grinding. But no thanks. It was too short to turn me on! Urggh. But then, you really bring back my teenage dream alive at the age like this (um, secret). It has been so long I never screamed over a guy, especially a stranger like you. So, I was very curious.. how is it look like if you are mine.. 
It looks perfect.… haha. 
Was at my girlfriend's office, somewhere at Menara TM (heheh). We've been friends for 15 years and I never had a chance to drop by at her working place at all until last Friday. Her office is so cool - they had a big freezer with wall's free ice creams and big ass tv! They welcome me like they knew me for ages. Gosh, it explains why she able to stay up late and so committed to her work - she has a happy working environment and awesome workmates! I never imagined that able to watch live telecast tv program in someone's office - during working hour with their boss around! How cool is that? In addition to the coolness of her office, it happened that one of her friend was there, with mountains of Coach, Burberry and Aigner handbags for sale! she just came back from her UK trip and she got it cheap and she do have a website selling authentic branded items at cheaper price! Whoa! Icy cool! Ladies, gotta drop by at her website once your bonus in :) Gotta reward yourself once or twice in a year! By looking at the stuffs she sell, I asked her - "So, tell me. What about your own collection? You must have a room full of Prada, Gucci, Louis Vuitton and all back at your place? "She just giggled back at me. I knew it! She one hell of a lucky lady! she must be the happiest woman on earth! Arggh. "I don't dream at night, I dream all day; I dream for a living." Steven Spielberg
Just imagine the look of a little girl’s face when you flashes her a pink cotton candy or colorful swirled lollypop. Her face suddenly brightens with smile, because she thinks it’s for her. That is the most basic natural impulse between the two. You hand it out to her and she took it in a speed of light until she forgot to thank you because she is so happy. The next minute you realized you’ve made a mistake. It wasn’t for her. You go back, apologize and took it away from her hand in a very nice way (because you know it’s your fault). She is sad, but she has to accept that it wasn’t for her. People made mistake and her mom always taught her well that, she must not take whatever which is not belong to her. Just imagine how it feels when you thought you got to hold on something you like but it wasn’t for you at the 1st place. Just because, the one who gave it to you – had no clue what he was doing. Have you ever experience the situation where, someone said something sweet and nice to you till it made your heart flutters but the next hour , the next day he took it back complete with apologize and explanation that the sweet line he poured it out actually wasn’t meant for you? In fact, you should not to hear it at the 1st place. It was a total mistake and he convinced you not once, but many times that it was said out of a wrong thoughts – some kind like out from middle of crisis’s thoughts.I was so foolish thinking that those sweet, good words were always came out straight from the heart, and the bad one came out when you were in anger, misunderstood or in sober. And now I just realized I got it all – in a wrong way. It happened to me every time, and I still have trouble to learn about this one. I tried a little, like – to ignore those sweet sayings, assumed it was a part of a joke and now, I finally learned that, it wasn’t true anymore.It made my heart aching so bad every time I heard all the sweet sayings from any men – because I know that they just don’t know what they were doing at that point of time. I always right, the next day they came apologized for such beautiful, sweet lines they said to me. It was a total mistake. And I am the object that always have to accept such mistakes and try to, had to let go some beautiful words which came out from their fuzzy thoughts. How cheap is that? It even wasn’t came out from a clear thought and I still had to forgive them.And now I asked myself, what is truly left for me to hear and to believe?“nothing”I like it how the wind works. You don’t really need to hear it just to prove its true existence and the reason why it blows. You know it’s there and you can always feel it.Or maybe I still prefer to listen to couple of love songs, with its beautiful lyrics and melody. I don’t mind about that – because no matter how beautiful it sounds, I knew it wasn’t written for me. But it is for the record selling.….and now I know, love letter isn’t a part of my list to get before I die, anymore.
Weekend. Not going anywhere. Im in love with home again after getting my new furniture in. It’s a life record breaking that I do the mopping and house cleaning twice in a week! . Last week, I woke up in the middle of the night without reason, and can’t continue to sleep. My beautiful mind (heh) started to boggle around and trying to find something meaningful to ponder. Then I came to think that, I really need a life makeover. I am no longer sobbing over my heartbreaking relationship, and I started to go out with them boys (yes, boys. When I said boys, it means single young boys. Haha). I looked around and I said to myself, I need a new furniture, for a start. And what do you know, I’m starting to do the mopping & cleaning and rearranging. It’s all about colors and shape now. I stop buying shoes and clothes for a week now! I think my life makeover is seriously kicking in.Ok, I should stop bragging about life makeover now. Continue some other time. Heh. Here is the basi story. I decided to put this up while my other girlfriend is having a blast in Phuket, now. Hmmpph. Yea, this is the one about jalan jalan cari pasal in Phuket last February. Now I got it, Phuket is way nicer than Bali. Now I totally understand why is it so, after I experienced it myself. 
1st - I can walk all day and night in Phuket without getting my hair sticky. That’s the signal of clean air in Phuket.
Me taking TukTuk ride.
We stayed at Karon Beach, which is quite far away from the centre of Phuket fun. It costs us MYR40 per trip, from our hotel to Phuket city centre - Patong beach. So now I learned that cheap hotel location isn’t really cheap overall.
So, this is our room in Baumancasa, Karon beach, before it was totally infested by us. Only costs MYR120 for 01 night stay. Not facing the beach, far away from the fun night life and cute boys. That’s life. You get things equivalent to what you’ve paid. Cheap = sucks. Loved the hotel swimming pool’s towel and staff’s uniform though. They are all in pink =)
We’ve met the 1st Porn on our 1st day in Phuket.
2nd – Great food. I never been through out Asia yet. Just Vietnam, Bali and Singapore. But I swear the best Asian food is Thai food. Or maybe Im just a Thai food freak. I love Tom yum since forever. Reasonable price and full of flavor. It knocked down Bali’s Nasi Padang like > Thai’s Tomyum 150 : Bali’s Nasi Padang –10 (minus some more!! wtf..)
So, we were like.. eating Tom Yum day & night, everyday. Eat, sleep and shit Tom Yum.
3rd – Best night shopping, located in a busy clean streets. They open until wee hour and I can find a lot of cute stuffs which I can’t get in KL.
..and it has the most friendliest window shopping services.
4th – Free sight of night entertainment. Phuket babes are hot. They have clean polished skin, petite with smallest waist and naughty compared to Balinese. Or maybe I’m a bit biased in this point of view, because I always prefer the oriental look with small eyes, slim and clean fairer skin as a reference for ‘beauty’. I’m afraid that I will turn into a total lesbian if I visit Korea or Japan someday.
5th – Fancy taste are everywhere on the streets. What a pleasant sight…
6th – Phuket has Pink mobile bar!!!! Complete with music and cool crowd!
Cuteness~!
7th – Phuket tour guide is the sweetest and cheekiest! We became best friend in 8 hours tour. He was so kind by getting me something to eat when I told him I was so hungry and couldn’t wait til lunch. He also ran around to find me a pain killer pills when I told him I got headache. I never met any sweet tour guide who willing to help so much without EXTRA cents!
8th – Phuket has hundred of small, medium package for people on short vacation without burning a hole in your pocket. They charged you per person, per trip package. So you don’t really need a group of friends to agree and go along with you to minimize the cost. Just you and your camera will do!
I swear I got the best sun basking in my whole life. With my pink canoe floating above the clear water, our own canoe man paddling for us, taking our pictures (oh, they are good in handling dslr!), friendly tourists on the other canoe, soft wind blowing and awesome sights!
We paid MYR110.00 for a 7 –8 hours tour, consists of 4 destination – Canoeing at Phanga Bay, James Bond Island, Floating Malay Village and Monkey Temple.
We got in and out of the cavern. Feel like Pirate of The Caribbean’s.
Jumping happily at James Bond island. and again, Peoples were all very friendly to take our picture together.
Floating village. We had our lunch here. This place reminds me of water world movie.
Cheeky Tony.
We were told by our sweet tourist guide that all the pearl here is fake. Never fell for any the trick like if the seller burn the pearl for a few second. Unless they really willing to put the pearl on fire for extra 1 minute.. then, its good to buy. Haha. Extra extra info!
Monkey Temple.
Decent outfit… rumah ibadat le katakan… hahah.
9th – Gotta love smooth FREE wi-fi in Phuket even at the cheapest hotel.
10th – all delicious looking sights who willing to smile back at your camera~!
So, there are the 10 things I love about Phuket and OH! THAT 1 HOUR CHEAP THAI MASSAGE! which I didn’t get to experience it in Bali. Do you agree?
