Saturday, 30 May 2009

My Life iz more Colorful~!

I received cute pink notification / invitation from Clarins thru my email for the past few days, giving me the signal to withdrawl more from the ATM's machine. Yea ladies, it's a warehouse sale. I tend to ignore it since my mum now in town so I already expected my expenses will be haywired.


But hell, my mobile inbox keep on getting the same reminder "29th & 30th, 70%" and it made me cant sleep at night, tossing and thinking of, hurmm maybe the rainbow color palatte in my make up pouch isnt enough. When it comes to color.. I surrender my soul...

On sunny May 30th morning, with "hesitation", with my map in my hand, I forced myself drove to the said place (sure or not this statement). Warehouse sale like this never failed to make my jaw drop, frankly. Lucky I knew myself very well, I only withdrawl RM100 with me, this is the only way to curb myself from become Rebecca Bloomwood.



Wth~!! Color Quartet became RM50?(normal price is RM145) Gloss Appeal is only RM25? And the must have story tale book which contains 4 juicy shimmering color cream is only RM30? There are also alot of body care range - you name it - were there~! From RM700 become RM300..From 200 became 80...Pink Par Armour Toujours only priced at RM60 hohoho.. lucky I bring only 100 bucks... hehe.



Very mini splurge leh. RM105 (still over by RM5, when will I start to learn spend below the limit ler? sigh) Anyway, Im so happy, as happy as lil girl with a swirl lolipop candy. So, here another 8 colors added to my collection plus a sorbet gloss for lippy. Now I have the reason to wake up early Mon - Fri morning, To play with those colors like a Da Vincci~! Period.


and C O L O R F U L indeed~!

Friday, 29 May 2009

Weekend Matinee: Japan Playboy Bunnies (Strictly for Ah Gong Only~!!)

For Japanese, there is always something for everyone. G-Dog for the kids, PlayStation for the teenagers, Onacups and Love dolls for the adult, last but not least...for the golden age citizen..It seems like they never let their sex life sags. I guess all Hugh Hefner's Bunnies should migrate to Japan once their market get expire in States.

I wonder what kind of photo and stories inside which could possibly bring life back to 50-70 year old wilted meat down there. So guys, start voting for cover girl of the month, shall we? (Err.. Should I say "cover nanny")































I find this one very classic.








Bonus click of the week >>> Happy Place for Ah Gong.

Thursday, 28 May 2009

Any of you receive this kind of email yesterday?

I know it is hard to believe suddenly you've been picked up as a selected winner through ballot systems blah blah blahs.. just because of fanatical, overly excessive activities of internet surfing ( I bet all of you about the same lah). I just wanted to check around who else receiving the same email like below~


Ref. No: 5687SPL876.‏
From:
prensadnvsfe@gigared.com
You may not know this sender.Mark as safeMark as junk
Sent: Wednesday, 27 May, 2009 11: 41 PM

To:
Dear Lucky Winner, Congratulations! You have won One Million Pounds from our Annual Online Internet Award promo, and for more details contact Mr. Bryan Wise Jr. This promotion is all about e-mails. It is to promote the frequent use of internet. All participants "email address" were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from Canada, Australia, United States, Asia, Europe, Middle East, Africa and Oceanic as part of our international promotion program which is conducted annually. And this department has verified your e-mail and has been confirmed that it is the legitimate e-mail address attached to a Winning Batch No: SPYU6111, Ref. No: 5687SPL876.

For more details contact: Mr. Bryan Wise Jr.Email: claimsunit_jr_101@msn.comTel: +44 70457 70102.Claims Verification Department. You are expected to email Your Name & Tel No. and winning e-mail for proper verification. Meanwhile, indicate your mode of prize remittance: (1) Courier Delivery Of your Certified Winning Cheque and other Winning Documents safely to you. (2) Bank Wire Transfer.

Mr. Clem Sylvester.U.K. Members of Internet Award.

-------------------------www.gigared.com

One Million Pound wey~! and yet I refuse to believe this in one Million years.

Sunday, 24 May 2009

Im StandOut in Life - True Story: An email to my boss

Ok la. I know Im unable to attend the Tiger and Nuffnang party cuz Ima Muslim and I do not drink alcohol. Whatever... I attended alot of party with free flow Champangne & Vodka and I did not feel rugi at all for not sipping it, so what is Tiger Beer le?

But I still consider my writes up here to my Russian boss on last Friday morning is the most STAND OUT thing in life which, I guess only people with balls capable enough to do this. (Ok, I dont have balls cuz Ima girl, but please read here what does it mean by "man with balls" translate.

**Name has to be changed for privacy issue. Hehe.

Dear M,

I am very sorry to write you such unexpected email and this does not mean I lost my respect on you as my superior.

What I am about to express here is the continuity of indisposed “nod” which I gave to you regarding the commission basis system that you brought up in the staff brief meeting yesterday afternoon.

Yes, in “accounting manner” it is a very easy and simple calculation and from my personal opinion as someone who responsible balancing company balance sheet, it is a very fair idea for the company as well as for staff who directly involves in sales such as communication manager (VK), Operation (LPC) and Reservations (myself, NK)

But what's bothering and devastating issue here is, what all this commission system bring to the person who in charge in Accounting Department? I hope that you did not forget about the responsibility that she holds in Accounting area. If you and everybody think “accounting department” is only a tiny piece of work, simple and straight and everybody capable to maintain it, well, I rest my case. But do you notice that all management decision being stuck from the very first year of EA been operating? Until it took management almost half year to decide how many month bonus for every staff, half year to decide the staff increment and now, when to implement the “commission basis” system? As soon as the closing of 31st March 2009 accounting period? With summer camp student coming, VIP Embassy FAM Trip, training new staff and attending endless hotelier calls on our production, monitoring profit per booking – I think it can be only start to operate by next year.

I know now you put the priority to find assistant for Reservations so that I can focus more on Accounting, BUT it doesn’t mean that I finally can exercise my ability and creativity, specialize it in one area is it? Still there will be a PR job for me with the hotelier, monitoring the tactical by the hotels, applying my creativity for the student during summer program and endless inquiry from Communication Manager for his ludicrous hobby losing the copy of the hotel contract which I neatly filed with colorful tab file.Not to mention special task from you and the other director which demanding the work to be swift and perfect.

M, Im not complaining, but HIGHLIGHTING what I am capable of. I NEVER mention that I am unable to execute what already have been on my both shoulder for these past 2 years. If you still want to proceed with the commission basis system, go a head. You have my 150% support. But could you at least consider to REVISE and to RECONSIDER the salary portion for the person work in Accounting Department?

You already mentioned yourself that company has a budget of hiring up to RM2000 for a new personnel, i.e reservation assistant. What on earth am I doing along this time handling 2 departments, cracking my head to prove my constant inspiration and passion for both departments and in the end just to find out there is no revision in my salary? And somehow my “new” assistant’s salary is three quarter of my existing salary by checking hotel availability and confirming hotel booking?

I totally disagree with your decision on benchmarking your existing staff value and salary by looking, referring to failure and error that occurs to the company system such as MT, Elvira, Kirill or Usman. That is so wrong. The management start to come up with the system based on those people and implement it onto existing staff who already proven trustworthy, hardworking, creative, tolerate and only cries inside her car on her way home from work when she felt undervalued? No matter how many of those personnel checking in to and out from EA like a cheap hotel in China Town, did I ever let you down?

I accept the offer in EA on February 2007 because "Z" told me it was to maintain full set of accounting, and the offer fit to the current market salary and the job scope. Then became assisting in reservations, then became so – called - Reservations Manager, then became all rounders. But since it is in my blood to take up the challenge and to prove that nothing I cant do, it doesn’t require degree in Tourism to master the reservations and all work links to it, it doesn’t require Masters in graphic design or system programmer to come up with beautiful leaflet and linking invoice to the service voucher.

If you start to mention all the gifts and complimentary which company had given me, the other way company try to say “Thank You, NK”, well I deserve that! But it doesn’t mean it stop the management to assess and consider my hardwork and my salary just because of those endowments.

M, you always mentioned about we here work and together as a family. But do you ever sense this, one of your family member struggle to live a better life, as normal as normal people that you know? From mineral water to car petrol, from her own plate of rice to a mother’s pocket money, she works it out all on her own. The commission based systems sound very insecure to me somehow. Person like me want something fixed, clear and plan – able for her future life. I know EA is not a charity, welfare organization, but it act as if a welfare house for many such as MT and the others. I did not ask you to do the same thing for me because you know you will have something in return from me, for the company.

Apologize if any of these words somehow jolting up the pride of a boss, but I am taking my chance and risking my position in EA which might end up being in directors’ resolution – to pack up my stuff. Because I am starting to hate myself for such low quality work I am about to produce now, I hate myself for starting to close down my “circus” mind towards the company.. I really wish I can put up more show for EA out of what I have in my mind"

~The End.~


The result? My boss called to step in to his room on fine Monday morning, and after some elaboration of every paragraph of my writes up, - me & everybody entitled for salary increment for almost 1k during this recession period.

I am STAND OUT in this REAL LIFE indeed.

Anybody wanna share anystory, experience with your boss? Boxx me.

P/S: I love you boss. Forever.

Friday, 22 May 2009

Weekend Matinee: Style Fashion - flaunt your ASSet.

Of many fashion capitals in the world, I must say, nothing can outdo the Japanese. From Victorian bustier to Skin tight legging, bandage dress, gladiator shoes, from pleat to ruffles, still to me Japanese is a #1 natural trend inventor. We shouldn’t be surprised with the fact because.. well, even origami arts originated from Japan.

Maybe in some part of the countries include Malaysia, ass crack baring was by accident or maybe the girls were too drunk. But not here in Japan.

What was that show? Where bunch of ladies running in red swimming suit, bouncing and waving silky blondes strands? Silicon Valley baring addiction is over mate. Fresh sushi is in town. Keep on walking babe, don’t turn around.









Must be fan of bowling.. until she carry around extra 2 bowling balls in her jeans.















Err.. no. This style is absolutely invented by the westerners.

Wednesday, 20 May 2009

Of a Gay and a Man..

What makes a man? Define "Man".

I rushed home to switch on my TV after my 1st Muay Thai class, just to find out JP Calderon is a Gay. Ouch. This is more painful than the bruised on my right knee.

Now I found the answer to my very question - "Where are all the good, cute men go? Were all of them taken?"


JP Calderon is a gay and more of him out there isnt a problem. The problem is - What's left for us, women?


No. I dont have anything against towards Gay people. They are just fine. Fine look, well behaved, smell good, responsible, men with sensitivity, well educated, very successful, they have everything, they have what all women been searching for, except..they are not for women. Sigh.


Well, the fact that gay is gay doesnt make them less of a "man" than someone who is straight.

What makes a man? A PENIS MAKES A MAN. Plain and simple. A man is not someone who fucks pussy. A man is someone who is biologically born with a dick.

I love a quotes by Janice Dickinson on what is a Man all about~ "Being a man is not being an athlete or big muscles. Its about being honest. Its about being a man, having true convictions to yourself."

I totally agree with that quotes. All men have penis but is that what makes them a "real man?" I now admit some gay men have more balls than straight men. They admit they are gays. They refuse to live and be someone they are not. Unlike some "real men" who always try to get themselves out easily. Yea, like someone I knew : My EX - He is straight but got no balls. He always fails to communicate and say out he's thoughts and feelings of our affiliation and me, and just let me sum up everything alone and walk off. All he did was, stand there and cried while watching me reversing my car out and left the house. In the end, all he said was " It wasnt me who decide to end it. It was you who initiate and asking for it". What a real man huh....

If all good looking men are gays, and very pretty men became transvestite, so what's left for us woman? Jackass and Assholes? I cant believe that the number of fine, good men for women to have has become extinct as marsupials'.

Well, does this extinct phenomenal of a "real man" makes men a hot commodity nowdays? By knowing the fact, they can be a real jerk and ripping off all the opportunities bestowed a.k.a manipulative bastard.

What can I say, by the time ozone layer completely gone, we women only have 2 option left : a lesbian partner and a dildo.

Saturday, 16 May 2009

Dear Love, are you for real?

“Men love young, sweet thing – slender curve, smooth skin, perky butt, a naughty, kitty kinda girl”

“Every girl must find older men as a husband, so that you will not look older than him after your 1st child.”

I’ve heard that since as far as I can remember. Men would go for young girl once there is one line of fine wrinkle appears on his gf’s / wife’s face or her boob’s slump down a bit by 5 degrees. This fact has been planted into my brain since I reached my puberty long time ago.

It scares the hell out of me. Gravely.

I couldn’t help it but terrifies because the one that I am in relationship with, younger than me. Not by 1 year or 2, but…yea, he is younger. For more than a year, he is now still trying to convince me there is nothing wrong with it and we can make it through despite my endless fret of what might happen due to men’s nature which everybody knows what it is.

It started with Demi Moore, followed by Mariah Carey and now Madonna, the age gap’s getting larger and larger. But hey, they are Hollywood’s celebrities and they can have whatever they want. I couldn’t and shouldn’t compare myself with them cuz I am just a nobody and still failing to believe this might be it.

What men see in women, older women? If it is because of money, I myself still having the difficulties in settling my long overdue credit cards. If it is because of the way mature women think and so called independent queen in handling situation, well, “flaws” is my middle name. If it is because of sexperience, well, if it is good now, but for how long will it last since men’s andropause seems like not in their dictionary. If it is because of LOVE, well, define love. True love is only for lucky ones. Not for everybody to have it. But if Truly Lust ….ah dammit.

Sometimes I said mean (but true) thing to him like “once I cant operate, what would you do? Self service until you die or what? Or just join those bastards’ club and admit it is a men’s nature?”

Sigh, just by thinking of it, I feel sad. 9 out of 10 told me it is not going to happen and ask me to come out from the Disneyland. Disneyland? I’ve been wanting to go to Disneyland since forever, without realizing that I am already in it and “goofy” is what I am….

Friday, 15 May 2009

Weekend Matinee: Austria Vs Germany "Bitch" Soccer

Starting this weekend, my blog will feature a post called "Weekend Matinee" which gives something for you guys to feast on - every weekend~! After this I have to rate my blog as 18SExplicit. Hahas.
So, since Malaysian football errrr soccer fan blathering non stop about Manchester United friendly match this July 27, (which we already know the result, clearly.) lets take a break and enjoy this friendly yet beautiful match held at Danube river island in downtown Vienna.
Austrian Gladiator
Meet German Terminator.
Final result : Austria 10 - Germany 5. Detail info here.
Our FAM should consider this as yearly event too since the performance of our National Team never failed to make me switch off the TV.

Thursday, 7 May 2009

Of colorful night and white morning.

After 6th visit to Singapore, finally I managed to come to Suntec City.

If it is not because of the Wolverine, I will not be here anyway. I have to watch Hugh the wolf tight firm ass again cuz I made a promise to watch the movie together with bff. Sien. Anyway, I do not know there is the largest fountain in the world here... until.. I came here la.



It looks like hot lava came out from earth core.

and pink too. I love this one better.

Actually there are many hues of color. I just lazy to take it. And oh, this fountain actually is the biggest monument to Feng Shui in Singapore. This Fountain surrounded by 5 tower / office building which represent 5 fingers and while the fountain stands as the palm of the hand symbolizing “to hold the wealth of the world in one’s hand.” Ya hor.. the metal of the fountain leg and ring and the water flowing is a very good Feng Shui indeed. When element of water and metal is well balanced, it will bring success. Errm.. I watched Lilian Too program on TV ok? That's why la I know..
Im not surprise with the fact, cuz all development and construction in Singapore based on the Feng Shui. No wonder so small yet so advance oh...

People say we can have our piece of good fortune in here too by walk around the central base of the Fountain three times, touching the water at all times to gain some good luck of their own. Eeeee, I didnt do it cuz me and bff rushing to buy the movie ticket leh..
But I manage to wait to see the laser light show displayed onto the fountain springs. You can have a song or message dedication and it will spelt out with laser light like this..








View of Eye of Singapore wheel from Raffles city.
The War Memorial Park.


Aiyoo, my camera is so cheap one. So really, I lazy to take night scene picture cuz it turned out so bad.



The show was at 9.30pm, since we have about 30 minutes left so we filled out sweet tooth here, at Waffles Place Cottage.







Cant tahan with the sweet smell of caramel sauce on hot waffles, this is only left for me to snap. And the plate cleared within 1 minute.

Nothing to brag about Wolverine since, ermm I already had about it in my previous post.

Next morning,







Breakfast at Indulge at Park. The interior/exterior is very old shop houses with an English touch (err I dont know why I say English. Maybe cuz of the white paint?)


continuity of waffles story..









Then I packed up my stuff, my weekend holiday is officially over. Back to KL and, boring , again. Sigh.

Left at 3.30pm, but before that I had my lunch here. Convinced since I saw the customer ranged from small kids, teenager, mama and papa..




and semi - bald ah gong. It seemed like all generation like it.. so why not me?



Mushroom Chicken Pizza and...

Spagetti Marinara.

The food was not bad at all. I will come here again when my SGD almost finish of the round trip and fancy food. The price is very MC D de Value le.

Cant eat so much le. I already had a very heavy feeling to leave this urban Island. Sob.

Reach home, just to find out I've gained 2 kilos from this short trip. Great.