Sunday, 15 September 2013

Camping experience in Alaska

Four words - I can't believe myself!!.

Camping is the least I want to do in my whole life. I hate the word CAMP. My friends knew me very well and they exclude me out of the program. No invitation needed.

Mosquitoes, sleeping on the cold ground, stinky smell, ants, itch and snakes are among the factors why I hate camping. Where to brush my teeth? No big mirror, no warm toilet seat where I can sit and do my business and no privacy are another reasons why I hate sleeping outside the house

But Mike tried to prove that, camping in Alaska is fun. AND he made me do it.



So, I don't know what it is like camping in Malaysia. Because I never did it before. So, it was a grand start for me to experience with Alaska.



In Alaska, they have a Fee Station at the entrance of every campground. Non attended. No staff. So, my conclusion among many others that, Alaskan are good people. They still pay even with no one around. Macam meniaga Nabi kat Mekah gitu.. tuan tak de, tapi tetap letak duit bila ambik barang jualan.  It so that with the money, it can help to maintain the facility of the campground.

Deposit box with cash in it, unattended too. Here in our country, donation box in the mosque also people robbed. Selipar tok sah cerita la kan.



Tekun Encik Mike mengisi borang.. macam nak buang undi pula.

Actually Mike showed me a few campsite around. From Wasilla to Talkeetna Mountains (Hatcher Pass). So we went to two places. So I summed it up both experience into one.






another one is Little Susitna River Campground, Houston.

You see, after seeing all campgrounds, I started to feel excited. I thought it was something like deep, dark in Amazon - like jungle. Or, maybe since it was summer, the camp area wasn't dark at all even at midnight. I hate the woods. It creeps me out every time I see the woods like that, too. The Blair Witch Project, The Hills Have Eyes, Cabin Fever, Wrong Turn and the worst - Friday the 13th - THE BURNING/SLEEPAWAY CAMP!!! Ok. I watched too much horror movies.

To guarantee the comfort, Mike brought me to the warehouse where you can get everything you need (some look like LUXURY) for your camping. Mike really tried to make sure my 1st camping experience favorable or else I swear I will never do it again.



Welcome to Sportsmen's Warehouse, Alaska. 
It has Camping, Hunting, Fishing, Boating, (you name it) in different huge section. 



I can feel the vibe of wildlife, nature and me become into one (perghh) as soon as I stepped into this warehouse! Hundreds of sleeping bag style according to thickness, season and campsites..



Camping, hunting, fishing, boating... any outdoor activities is like a life to Alaskan. Not another life, but, a second home. Being cold almost the whole year, makes them just wanna stay outside the whole summer, enjoy 20 hours sunlight on dry grounds.. 

They took outdoor activities seriously. Weekends especially. Unlike us, spent most of our time on traffic jam and shopping malls.



Hundreds of tent from single to whole family. I never seen Mike do shopping like, seriously shop like this before. He really spent quite a long time in here, checking stuff and all. Just like when I am in shopping malls!



and I saw this tent, which can fit 2 single bed and dining table and boxes and backpacks.. like... OMG!? This is a house to me! No need to sleep on the ground!?


...after seeing this, tent complete with door and window, crazy idea came into my mind. I told Mike "Let's tour Route 66 and South America by car and sleep in a tent. I want to sleep in a tent by the Grand Canyon and see the Sunset". And he gave me the unbelievable look like "I don't trust this crazy woman talk"



Twerk!

The stores has all kinds of necessity. From butt powder to gun's bullet. From canned food to big, portable BBQ pit.



After thorough consideration and preparation - So, this is our car boot looks like.



and I get to make S'MORSE the old school style for the first time! Using twig!!! OMG OMG OMG. 



Although Alaska campground doesn't have snakes. But their mosquitoes are triple than Malaysian's size. And they are vicious! So Mosquitoes spray repellent is a must.



The mosquitoes attack you and whatever around as soon as you stepped out! Mike sprayed everything.



Sprayed the whole spot and finished the whole spray can.

Oh, all the campgrounds comes with standard facilities : Clean flat ground, Table with bench, extra bench and fire pit with grill.

The campsite looks like a parking lot or, house lot. Every lot sit next to each other, only divided by well trimmed bushes or trees. Very nice.



Wet Tissue is a must. Every camp ground here has toilet located nearby but as usual, no water. I thought we had to bring our own tissue rolls, but come to surprise, tissue rolls provided as well. ALOT of it. I didn't take the picture of the toilet though. But I can tell you, it looks BETTER & DECENT than our public toilet!



Yep! Not sleeping on the cold ground. Battery operated air pump is a must.



Air Bed is serve, maam. Me likey!



Spray lotion for skin is also needed.  To keep those vicious mosquitoes away.




Guns and Rifle. While I was afraid of witch, ghost and psycho killers, they bring weapon for protection from wildlife. Like bears. Knowing that by developing a campsite like this, human are invading the wildlife's space. They didn't chase them away. Hoping that the bears are COOL with us sharing spaces, out in the wood - is stupid.





Mike assembling the tent. I like they way he do things. He just do it, without asking me to help him or bother me to do other stuff. Unlike me, I always expect him to give me a hand even to boil the water. No wonder he don't understand when I became so upset when he finished all my drink water and didn't replace it. 



But I tried to contribute. So I collected twigs for the fire later on. Uhmm...



and it spoiled my nail polish :( But I feel proud because I helped.



But, not until I saw Val (Mike's sister) came with that.



AND THAT.

Ok, it was my 1st experience. They excuse me. So I excuse myself to go around and take pictures.



See the little house? That's toilet.






Nancy Lake at 10PM



The tent, fire, chair is ready. 



And the kids arrived. They are so happy to be out in the woods. No cry, no nothing. In fact, we have to watch them closely because they wanted to do what we did. That's how early they teaches their kids to camp.



Dinner time!



Ah, I tell you, I never had dinner this good outside the house. Val prep this at her house before we came to pick her up. Pasta, chicken and vegetables. Cooked in aluminium casserole, on big open fire like that. THE BEST!



Photo time. Look at Mike's face. Smudged with charcoal while trying to start the fire. But he's happy. That's a true campers' look.



All set and now it's time to relax. Drinking and wait for the food to cook.

Once we finished the food, before we sleep, all was stored back in the ice box, placed inside the car boot. We have to make sure NO LEFT OVERS. Not to avoid ants ya.. but the bears...

Bears be like "Hey, we share spaces, why you no share food?"



Jordan (Mike niece's husband) came later than us. So he is assembling a big tent for the family next to us. That day, none of us bring the air pump. So he blew the air bed (queen size bed) for almost an hour. And the bed used for few hours only. Crazy!



Marshmellow on fire for S'mores. Unfortunately I don't like it since it was too sweet. I don't like sweet plus melting Hershey chocolate. Ended up I ate S'mores plain square biscuits. 


From setting up the tent and cooking, keep me safe and making me happy - he is my man :)



We played around and took more picture. That is taken at 1 AM.

Later, I feel so tired and sleep sound. Never worried about Jason Voorhees or Witch Blair. But the guys never slept. They been up all night, drinking and chatting because day like this isn't happen all day. Everybody busy with work and family, only night like this they spent time talking and make up plans.

Next camping, it was only Mike and I, at Little Susitna River campsite. No one around JUST us. While I sleep with my thermal long john on in a sleeping bag on an airbed in the tent, Mike up all night sitting by the fire pit with his gun. Because....




Next morning...



I woke up like a gangsta. (Pffttt). Excuse my fatness. It was the layering. Summer in Alaska is below 10 degree Celsius.

As a conclusion, I never thought camping is fun. I mean, it will be more fun if more people joining. Family and friends. But NO, you can't put up loud music and party like a wild. All you've seen it was just in the movie. 

I love to camp again. But only with Mike and his family and with all those equipment. Because I know I will always feel safe when he is around, and he always make sure I feel like at home.

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Monday, 2 September 2013

Scammers at Hello

While everybody in Malaysia mourning on 20 cents increment on the petrol price, I skipped that by finding the solution to it on my way home. 

I will buy my pair of shoes once in a two months instead of every month. 

Problem solve. Next problem please.

We are living in an imperfect world. And this world would never be perfect. There is always a problem arise, but whining and cursing about it bring you to nowhere. Problems are always around. But tried NOT to talk about it but find the solution to it instead. No, it's not like 'look at the bright side'. It's called 'find the solution, you asshole and stop being an asshole'.

Ok, about the post. 

My boyfriend and I been living a long distance relationship for almost 2 years now. Although we can't see each other everyday, but surely we got up with stories and updates as soon as we woke up from sleep through each other's inbox, everyday. We share all the stuff that passed through our eye sights, mostly, even a stupid crappy post that people put on facebook's wall. or, video of funny cats and dogs. Thanks to smartphone apps & technology, we never felt apart until I sometimes have to be offline so that I can be alone, waxing my armpit hair, undisturbed.

Until yesterday, he got an admirer sent him message to his inbox.

Hello dear, How are you? My name is Esther Hen,s Jerry, it,s my pleasure to meet you, hope you are doing very fine over there in your country, i am just browsing now i saw your profile you looks very gentle that is why i write to you, please i will like you to contact me true my personal email address (esther4lovejerry@ymail.com) so i can give you more picture and tell you more about me and the reason i choose to write to you, I,m waiting for your response true my email address (esther4lovejerry@ymail.com) Thanks and God bless you..

Mike's profile picture only can be seen by whoever in his buddy list. The sender wasn't. and this is "i - am - just - browsing - now - i - saw - your - profile - you - looks - very - gentle - that - is - why - i - write - to - you" current profile picture that Mike put as 'public'.


What a gentle karate kid looks that makes her heart melt and please write to me at esther4lovejerry@ymail.com.

I'm not jealous or angry. In fact, this is hilarious and we labelled it as funny stuff of the day so I must share. My point is, dear online scammers, you need to keep up your scam modus operandi ON POINT if you wanna survive in a long run in this business. Change your approach. Create a real facebook account with your real FUGLY picture and trust me, there are still a lot of stupid people will fall for your 'sincerity' online.

and at the same time I got message in my inbox from some white guy who study in Oxford, living in UK and working as an engineer. Oh come on, I prefer punk from non British country and birthday clown as his full time job. Please, women nowadays are so paranoid until they can't accept perfect British man okay!

Seriously, you guys need to change your game.

..and this post is dedicated to the Nigerians.

Ciao.
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Wednesday, 21 August 2013

Alaska in Pictures

"I think a person could spend their entire life taking pictures in Alaska!"

That was what a friend then boyfriend replied me back in September 2010 when I commented on one of his profile picture with snow capped mountain on the background. Two years later, here I am - trying to get hold of beauty of Alaska in 10 days, with my Nikon.

'click pictures to experience Alaska'

At Susitna River or Little Su at 8PM!


However, my presence in Alaska is way too early or "late snow melt this year". Although most of the area are green, but 45% of this great land still wet and brownish in color. Plus, cloudy sky due to the smokes from the wildfire and attempts to rain at the same time - leave me with low natural sunlight for my lens to capture. I -  an amateur cum crappy photographer find this situation is very hopeless.

Hatcher Pass, Alaska


I remember my trip to South Island, New Zealand during Spring season - it was green, white and blue masked all over the landscapes, adorned with colorful bushes and flowers. Mountains and Lake in South Island New Zealand is very similar to Alaska. So I can't help it but comparing the two, back and forth through 5001 pictures I took during the visit.


Eklutna Lake

One day, I spoke to Mike about what I think of Alaska, from a view of a visitor, not a professional botanist or geologist. But then, I think I offended an Alaskan.


"I want you to see the whole year. Well, you want colors and you judge beauty by the colors. I don't judge beauty that way. I have a different definition and no place will beat Alaska to me no matter of they find gardens on Mars. I know there are beautiful places everywhere else and other people might like them better. But, to me, Alaska is the best"



Well, my bad. I shouldn't make a comparison between SUMMER in Alaska with SPRING in South Island New Zealand at the first place!


View along Alaska highway during summer

Mike became so emotional when he described Alaska to me. The way he talks about Alaska, is like, it the best place in a whole world. No matter how harsh cold winter and how much he hates it, still, Alaska is the best to him - Untouched landscapes, cold creeks and lakes, houses with vast yard, bears, moose and caribou on the streets. Low tax, Permanent Fund Dividend (Alaska oil taxes go into a permanent fund then the residents of Alaska receive as a dividend payout), and gambling is totally prohibited here, in Alaska. Surprisingly, where Muslim/Islam is an alien to this land, you won't see Magnum, Sports Toto or Lottery booth in Alaska. If any of Alaskan won the lottery outside Alaska, the entitlement become void as soon as you are holding Alaskan I/D.

Wildflowers in Alaska
Mike showed me Alaska from the lowest ground to the highest point of view (Not really, the highest is Denali's peak). With the mixture of touristy spot based on my requests and his own preferences as an Alaskan. Seems like fate favored me lately. Although I only have 10 days to see Alaska as much as I can, I have almost 20 hours everyday to do it and it feels like, I was in other space of time where day has never over until, my body tells me it's time to go to sleep.

Alaska at 10 PM night
Alaska gave you the feel like everybody is having annual leave/ holiday just like you. Although Alaskan people is a working hard type especially during summer, but it is very hard for you to see people here wearing suit and tie except at the wedding (I guess)




I don't see people here obsessed with luxury brand like Chanel or Prada. Well, you can wear it and feel like you are the most fashionable human being on earth but seriously, I don't think they paying attention at the label or at you. But they have big house, big cars and sometime I saw that have snowmobile and RV parked on every house's yard. So, I guess they can afford more than a label. Or, maybe we, are too stupid to spend so much money on little things made by leather which can't drive us to nowhere :( 


As for now, Im out of sentimental sentences to describe Alaska. But I hope you can feel Alaska through my pictures. Enjoy the rest of the pictures. I will write more on Alaska!

Little Susitna Campground


Alaskan Rail track at Beluga point




Alyeska Tram. Going up to Alyeska Peak




Miller's






In the pursue to meet Santa Claus at North Pole


Alaska Sky.


Alaska's Midnight firework on 4th of July.



Well, I'm not complaining. By knowing I am the luckiest person on earth to be here, just like that.


Alhamdulillah.

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Tuesday, 20 August 2013

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones. Review.

I had an opportunity to a preview screening of the upcoming movie which is based on book of "The Mortal Instruments" by Cassandra Clare.





Although I was at the preview, had some fun with photobooth, goodie bag filled by NYX make up and free popcorn with coke, still, all the freebies unable to make me really good at a movie reviews. Comments & thoughts, maybe. Anyways, that is what people do as soon as they got up from the seat at the end of movie and created buzzing effect along the way to the parking lot.

 'HoYeah'

 MEH.


So, here is my thought about this movie:

GOTH.

So, that's the first word came into my mind. The costume, the make up, the background, everything - like, gothic look alike people can be heroes. And then as the story went by, I can see a mixture of 'Beautiful Creatures' with a pinch of 'Twillight', coated with 'Underworld' and 'The Matrix'. Holy cow! That girl can dodge bullets attacking devil!

and somehow, I giggled a bit towards the end of the movie. Because it reminds me of 'GhostBusters'. How about that?

But overall, it was more like 'The Beautiful Creature' where this girl do not know how powerful she is until her certain birthday. She is partly angel and partly human which makes Mom trying to hide her from the truth, but not for very long because you can't hide from destiny. So she starting to doodle a rune in her wake and sleep until she see something and someone when ordinary human can't see - Devil and devil hunter (or they called themselves as a 'shadowhunter' to make it sound more gothic)

In this episode (did I just said, episode?) The instrument is a goblet, a cup which can extend Shadowhunter's life, a holygrail that can give limitless power who posses it (oh well, they been hunting and killing for it since Indiana Jones by the way). And now Jay-Z claimed it through his album 'Magna Carta'

AND City of Bones is a place where the 'Silent Brothers' gain power from the bones of these shadowhunters - like a graveyard and you can see it like 2 minutes in this movie which makes me wonder why the title is City of Bones while the City of Bones seems like not really a highlight in this story at all. The Mortal Instruments: 'The Prize Cup' would be more appropriate, I guess. Since it was all about that cup from the beginning until the end.

Then there were vampires, warewolf, a little bit of romance, warlock and witches which reminds me of Team Jacob and Harry Potter. Team Edward has to wait because it will come up in the sequel, I guess.

I said Harry Potter because these Shadowhunters cast a spell in by writing symbol, or rune on the palm of their hand and shove it to the enemy or waving it to get things done (besides kicking devil's ass with some cool martial art and cool gadget). So, I don't know which way is easier in fighting your enemies. By mumbling  'Expecto Patronum' or 'Avada Kadavra' and wave wand OR writing some symbol on your palm and waving it out. But I know shooting a gun is always the easiest. That's why I always like Lara Croft.

and oh!! it was kind of shocking to know Gothic and Gay can really coexist in shadowhunter world. A very awkward scene in this one. And incest is almost happen in the middle of this story too. See? This isn't a bad movie after all. It has a lot of element of surprise and at the same time it gave you a deja vu - "hhmm I've seen this before.. but, where?".

As usual, 'the force be with you' - the good wins and the evil lose. They will start filming the sequel : City of Asses Ashes this year September with a 2014 release date. How about that.

Oh God. It's not like I'm ruining a good movie, but I'm ruining a good review which people used to read.

So, that is all. From my empty thoughts. Better than hate thoughts though!

Um, I told you. Im not good at movie review! 'A mundane' kata Jace.

I give this movie 3.5 out of 5. Because Lily Collins is beautiful as always.

The End.




Wednesday, 14 August 2013

Detox : The CHEAPEST and EASIEST way

Hi. Salam Aidilfitri. Gambar kuih raya & baju raya tak ada disini.

I know some of you masih tak habis beraya. Raya Puasa 6 kan? While everybody is still showing off their Hari Raya outfit and busy whining about their weight gain (but do nothing about it), here is a tip for you to cleanse your gut once you finished with the buruk lantak kau tu.

No need to buy all the non sense fuckery product your friends selling on Facebook. Here is the solution:

Epsom Salt. You can get it in Watson, Caring or Guardian pharmacy with only RM5.



Miracle? Nah. But the best remedy do come in cheap. (ada logo halal lagi. Walau hanya garam, maklum lah..rakyat Malaysia takut termakan makanan HARAM. Tapi perbuatan haram yang lelain, selamba je buat. Ntah ntah, duit buat beli makanan HALAL tu datang dari duit gaji yang HARAM. Kerja macam taik, tapi gaji nak je lebih)

I was a foolish before, spending on RM80 -  A 7 days Detox juice by Kinohimitsu, and totally sold out that my colon is clean as if I just born into this world.

I wanted to thank to my good hearted niece to stuff me with never ending good infos in order for me to live well. 

This is how it looks like


 
Epsom salt has many benefit for beauty, health and cleaning your house! Ring a bell? Yea, that magic Amway cleansing drop yang sangat magic which can do almost everything. Ntah ntah diorang pakai garam ni je pastuh jual kat korang dengan harga yang sangat exclusive.

I took Epsom salt into my detox program before I start my Gluten Free Diet. And Gluten Free Diet is much more fun and tasty compared to agonizing Atkins Diet. Boo! I decided to try Gluten free diet after I stuffed myself with highly sinful meals during Ramadhan (beli kat Baazar, the usage of sugar, oil & sodium tok sah cakap lah)

So, my experience using Epsom Salt is 10/10. It flushed out from thick to almost nothing but clear water in 1 day, 30 minutes after you drink it. Good for bloated tummy (jenis kentut tak lawas tu kan), water retention and of course, constipation.

The other benefits that you can get from Epsom Salt (which is not a salty salt like you imagine. But a compound of sulfate and magnesium). Kalau boleh makan peria, Epsom Salt drinking will be your favorite, kut? But it is advisable to do this once a month.

BENEFITS OF EPSOM SALT:
1. Reduce Stress (soak in a bath tub with epsom salt)
2. Relieve Muscle Pain
3. Regulate body function
4. Prevent hardening of arteries and blood clot
5. Increase the effectiveness of insulin
6. Relieve Constipation
7. Eliminate Toxin
8. Fertilize your plant
9. Face Mask/ Facial wash
10. As a Softener for your laundry
11. As a hair volumizer (mix with your shampoo)
12. and many more.

I just took 5 teaspoon of Epsom Salt & dissolve it with a cup of warm water. Drink it with an apple in my other hands (bitter lah!) and feel it works slowly from my chest down. 30 minutes later, the toilet bowl is my best friend until I can't feel my butt hole anymore :(

Here is the decent way to use Epsom Salt (source: www.expertclinic.org)

Drink Epsom Salt for Detox

A detox remedy using Epsom salts will take two days. Before you begin your regimen, stop using any medications or supplements two days before this detox is to take place to avoid any potential negative interactions.
On the day your detox is to begin, consume a no-fat breakfast and lunch. This may include toast and honey, cooked cereal or vegetables. Do not eat anything after 2 pm. Combine four tablespoons of Epsom salts in 3 cups of water and refrigerate the mixture. Meanwhile, warm a pink grapefruit and a cup of olive oil on the counter. Around 6 pm consume ¾ cup of the Epsom salt mixture. You may add vitamin C powder to improve the taste if desired. Drink an additional ¼ cup of the Epsom salt drink at 8 pm.
Attempt to take a bowel movement before moving on to the remaining steps in the detox. Pour half the olive oil and a half cup of juice from the grapefruit into a jar and shake to combine. Drink this mixture around 10 pm while standing. After you have finished drinking take four Omithine capsules and lie down with the head elevated.
The following morning consume an additional ¾ cup of Epsom salts when you wake up, then go back to bed and rest. Two hours later consume the remaining Epsom salt mixture. Two hours after finishing the drink sip some juice. Then consume fruit half an hour later and eat light food an hour after this. During one of these small meals consume whey powder to replenish the bile salt you have lost during the detox. By dinner you may eat a normal meal. During this detox you will experience diarrhea so be prepared to address this.


So, thank to me later. I just free you from spending stupid slimming product on Facebook. Oh how I hate when they asked you to "Sila Taip 'NAK' untuk dapatkan harga istemewa"

Naharommm.
Bencilah.


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