A Farm Visit.

“a kid brings his cat to school a teacher asks why, he bursts out crying and says dad said when the kids go to school he's gonna eat that pussy”. Ok lame joke. But I did laugh at it. Dirty dad.

Today is Friday, dull or not, days seems passing by very fast. And it reminds me not to miss my anti oxidant serum and face lift’s cream routine. Can’t afford to miss it now. Gotta keep my jawlines visible if I decides to go single till 40, and need to look fab till Im 55, at least.


Working in a foreign company gave me an option to go casual on Friday. While typical malay ladies put on their Baju Kurung, I go for tight jeans and shirt, and sometimes showed up like Im all ready for work out session – hoodies, knee length terry pants complete with bon ton el disco’s skechers sneakers. Well, I don’t see it as sneakers, it looks more like sporty ankle boots to me.  I got request from my fellow officemates to put on Traditional Kebaya outfit. They said I have the bod to go with it. Fat ass, small waist, long leg. I took it as a compliment. I never thought as if they try to convert me into ordinary malay lady so that I can be well accepted into the existing crowd. Im happy to attain their request done but the thing is.. I don’t have any decent Kebaya other than the see through. Damn.




Gotta continue with the remaining piccies from my Melbourne trip (not again...) before I overload this page with my latest trip's piccies. Please endure with it.




This time is about our trip to Philip Island, 140 km South East Melbourne. Feeling all kiddy since we are going to see farm and animals (blah) and I was humming 'Ol' Mc Donalds had a farm' rhyme along the trip. Macam bangang.
 
 

 Travel with singles can be very unhealthy. You tend to start your day with junks. And I swear the only healthy thing we took for breakfast that day was that lemonade.

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Cute sight in the middle of Brunswick's streets

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We passed by Toorak, and this is a normal sight among the others. Apparently Toorak is a fancy suburb for the riches. Like Beverly Hills or something like it. If u are thinking of migrating to Melbourne Australia, ladies, u should hang out here more

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We stopped at gas station along the Toorak’s street and I saw a perfect background. I made this postcard for a friend, for his birthday. It so happened that he got the same red Skyline as in the background (well matched with my red booties). How thoughtful was that? haha..yea, it is very important to make people feel special, sometimes.

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after 1 hour or so, here we are.

#5

It was a very wrong day to visit Philip Island. It was cold and rainy and I was freezing and wet like cold fish!

#6

What a poor meh meh. It was so wrong to see it without its thick wool during the cold weather. It wasn't a cute sight at all! I preferred the fat booty looks. =(

#7

Trust me, it wasn't a mess at all compared to my bedroom!
The house was built by Samuell Amess, a building contractor who bought churchill island in year 1863. I don't know whether he stayed in that house for real or it was just a display house all along. Too lazy to read the history & facts.

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Amess dry kitchen

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Amess masterbed

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Amess store

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Amess backyard

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I think the working barn isn't really working today.. due to rainy day.

#14

So! here is where they keep all those fat ass sheeps! All ready to be sheared for the show. chey.

#15

Oh, is that Clydesdale horse?

#16

If yes, kindly read the facts about Clydesdale Horse uphere =) hehe. I don't want to act like I read a lot of books & facts, rewrite my wide knowledge in my funky blog just to get "WOW-ed" by my readers. In fact, Im too lazy to read. Talk is more fun.

#17

Proud Aussie cock

#18

Apparently Mr Amess and family was a very savvy person. Before we Malaysian came up with hydroponics in the back of our kitchen window, they already practicing a home grown kitchen essential back in 1860-'s le

#19

But kindly enlighten me with some knowledge about cooking.. hmmm is there any recipe involve these white flowers as cooking ingredient?

#20

So this is Amess kitchen garden complete with scarecrow lagik... burung gagak mana la nak makan herbs and ulam ni yeh...

#21

This is when u try to take picture all by yourself. Set the timer, run and worry that the angle can't fit the whole you inside the frame =(

#22

Then we moved on to nobbies centre in Philip Island, with a hope to see cute wet seals and nobbies...

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#24

It turned out that I was the one who got soaking wet. It was freezing, windy rain atm

#25

There was no entrance fee imposed to come here. and this is what u got. Free things are always out of reach. =(

#26

Still not give up. Put 20 cents coins with the hope to see fur seals =(


So we stopped by at nobbies centre for about 30 minutes, get ourselves Philip Island T-shirt and continue to watch Penguin Parade. Too bad, camera isn't allowed into the penguin area, but we had a decent penguin viewing spot from a skybox complete with gourmet appetizers and warm chocolate drinks.

This is how the sky box looks like. It wasn't sky high at all. (Boo!) We were supplied with binoculars and starting to count those little ones with the ranger. At the beginning, yea I was screaming at how cute to see penguins walk and talk. But after 30 minutes, I felt like wanna squash, kill them. Idk, they bored me to death! Looking at how they try to remember which the exact way to their nest and sometimes they paused and discussing something, reminds me of those badass penguins named Skipper, Kowalski, Private & Rico in Madagascar, made me hate them even more.

#27

Done with penguins parade, we fled to Italian restaurant, if we were late by 5 minutes, I believed that any of Australian (trip) post is no longer exist cuz I'd be dead by now, of extreme starvation. See the phone number. macam kat Subang Jaya je kan?

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Why there is no description on those foods wey? Mak kata..tgh makan tak boleh bercakap.. lapar nk mampus, tak sempat nak ambik tau nama makanan. (Too hungry, don't bother to know what we were eating)

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Kaypoh Bastard

I know how freaky social networking site can be. You can meet the freakiest, nastiest, horniest, filthiest, brainless type of people without leaving your house, and yet they can encroach your privacy like a roach to an open (wiped, without water at all) crotch. I know this isn’t a new issue, but I wanna share what’s mine anyway. 


I’ve joined this sns (social networking site) for about 2 months, just to put my blog link, in order to share all the goodies I had in here (since Im not a blogwalking type, I just put my bloglink in some sns and it’s up to any of you to click it or not)


Everything went pretty normal like you know, guys adding u, asking for email or id for chat & phone number.. and it’s up to you to answer them, reject them, or just keep it silent because hey, it’s all about preferences and choices oke? And for those who's gentlemen enough, they accept the fact that the lady wasn’t interested. Until one fucking day ;





I was like? What the hell? Then I came to accept that, some of them are fats, mid 40’s, ugly, big belly, losers & all – that was why I put the note of “IF U HAVE SEX IN MIND – DON’T BOTHER TO ADD ME”. So there, it was crystal clear, clearer than any pre ejaculated semen that you losers always had.
So, before I blocked him, I posted a bulletin, as a reminder to the rest. A lady can do the dirty talk once ignited;





There. Did I turned u on already? I mean seriously, u can’t simply barge into people’s inbox just because u had women’s genetalia addictive syndrome stuffed into your useless brain. If you can’t hold it anymore, no time to withdraw few dollars out of your ATM to pay some cheap whore, at least, pick the right one. There are so many choices for you to have your yanking moment under your keyboard to such these -  available in that sns! ;




Take your pick! All offering very good profile picture, ready to to fulfill your fantasies which, in the end, u must realized that what a loser u are ejaculating in front of these picture while these girls savoring real cock which is definitely not yours!


Then came this kaypoh bastard, sending me his ignorant messages to my inbox 1 after another which made me think :

1) Was it him (in his another account?) U know, men always have this alter ego thingy even when creating sns account.
2) Is that bastard is his bestfriend, relative or maybe his fucking buddy? (Men are so sick these days, they don’t mind fucking each other assholes when they ran out of cheap pussies.)
3) Or he just being judgmental just because I refuse to cover my hair like his mom do?


Well, HELLO! “Seeing is believing” isn’t applicable in this 21st century anymore! If you judging my profile picture of this;



is worth all the genetalia curses u might think I deserves (Just because of my hair beautifully flowing, uncovered, thus inviting bad ones), then how about this?






Sorry kepada sesiapa yg bertudung, this is nothing against you. I just wanted to educate those Asian men, especially Malays, in judging what is to see and what is to believe. Just shut the fuck your mouth up when u yourself enjoying to watch these girls grabbing their own boobs rather than giving advice to someone who already looked down on u!

What's wrong with my tagline? I clearly said “IF U HAVE SEX IN MIND – DON’T BOTHER TO ADD ME”. It has nothing to do with ones maturity when you clearly put the message out. It doesn't take a high level sense of psychological thinking to differentiate my tagline with "FREE PUSSY GIVEAWAY" tagline.

Yea, because you are a typical moron melayu. U are the type who let everyone says anything about u without realizes that you have the right to correct them and those words only came from people who had zero self respect. So u just let people messing around with u in the name of  "Kebebasan Menulis?" U are such a disgrace of Tourism Malaysia (If u are really Tourism Malaysia staff!)

Oh, now he's criticizing the number of viewer? Hello, I just joined in May 2010, and my profile with IMMATURE TAGLINE has succeed and surpassed your pathetic "call me monkey" profile which I believed was created 9 months ago?

Just admit that u do have the same idea as other ordinary mid 40's bastard who use sns to get laid. You are too frustrated with my IMMATURE TAGLINE and try to come up with some kind of reversed psychology "I don't care people call me monkey" advice. Man, YOU -  are a MONKEY indeed.

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True Blue...

Ok,  sluggishness has taking control over me now, to the max. Blog update? what? Ah before I continue with more pictures with less description of post update.. let see some of  recent “WHAT – THE – FUCK” mini series ;

whaaaaaattttt theffff….

I mean really? Should I thank him or spank him? He should be proud cuz Im reviving his momma bendang boots and make it so stylish just by sitting on the grass. I wish he could post his momma picture with the same boots working on the paddy fields, while this Pakdi ran around butt naked with some leeches hanging, sucking blood from his little dick as a background.

The power of huge titties. I never had so many comments, respond or feedback on any of my gorgeous (ehem) self camwhore portrait or sunset shot I made with my dslr until I put this picture (u are lucky girl)! and bam! all the bobbies fans emerged. I mean.. something to ponder, huge bobbies fans : would u guys willing to hold  those bags when it turns saggy and still be fan of it?
PS: ok la.. actually Im jealous. I wish those are mine :P

“Systems error” (according to their customer service la). Just so u know, those are the 3RD and 4TH card – which I received day after another. I already snapped the 2nd card (which personally collected at their counter in Jalan Ampang 4 days before the 3rd card came in) into the dustbin after they told me it was cancelled since they produced another 1 hour card. The 1st one never reached me due to “strange address”. I don’t know where the hell they got that spectrum apartment address lalala which I never heard of , tried to send it to me since March for a few times and yet they managed to send me a cash advance cheque to my valid address and successfully contacted me via my mobile for the balance transfer transaction. They able to do everything right but not in delivering of the physical card. Strange eh?

Or maybe it is fun to keep producing a few 1 hour cards in a week to their customer ey?

and I counter attack all those suay, WTF episode in my life with a few sweet findings of the day where La Senza throwing their mid year sales and Top Shop came up with 3 undies at RM45.
And Im done with some  essential shopping for my next trip too. Flight tix – Bought. Villa – Booked. Spa Massage – checked. Card – paid. Beautiful shots – you wait!

I bet you  had enough with my too beautiful Melbourne’s piccies - Clue: less comments :( so I just put up some of island moments from my Perhentian Island getaway last may (Boo! old piccies, again! wahahaha)
PPS: make use of your dSLR. Don’t buy it just because your girlfriends have it, and stop taking food photos just because you love eating like a pig. Camera phone will do for such hobbyist like u! LOL

#1
Woke up to a strange island style banana omelette  at Coral Bay! If you want to experience a breakfast where your breakfast table almost 2 ft to be swept away by the beach water, u really should stay in Pulau Perhentian Kecil, Coral Bay side, not long beach side.

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There. I use Linda’s photo as a prove that our breakfast table was 2ft to be swept away from the beach water. And of course you can’t get this experience even 5 stars hotel hosting u free room to be inspected la..

#3
Sending (and giving encouraging pep talk) Linda off to her 1st open water diving course.

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and we off to our island hopping and snorkeling!

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We snorkel at somewhere called FISH POINT. Too bad I do not have underwater camera so Im unable to show you how colorful the world under my fins. I don’t need a diving license, Im ok with snorkel forever.

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Then we stop at Pantai Air Mati for a fresh water. The fresh water here is so cold, as if came out from the freezer! So we stopped here to rinse our body from sea water (I know.. that was no point at all cuz we all got back into the sea water right after that) but it was really for a fun stop, rinsing with fresh water, sat around, chatted and sun tanning at the same time.

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I know, this will be much better if the camera bit more lowered. But hell, Im too afraid of the possibility to get my camera wet by sea water! Anyway, is there any of you dare to bring your dslr in a waist high sea water le? I did.

#8
Enough with 1st phase of sun bathing, playing under the hot sun, 3 kilos of fat melted just like that. Need to replace all the gone fats. Do you know that, if you really know how to place your fats right, you can have a full round hips and bum? Sexiness!

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 So we stop at Kampung Perhentian (Perhentian Village) to feast on islander lunch. I know its nothing fancy with the shop, but look at its paints! ADORABLE!

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 Again, it was nothing but humble food. But frankly, those fried fishes were lip smacking! and that sambal cili, islander style.. zomg… better than my mum’s!
At first, the restaurant owner keep apologizing at us for unable to provide us fresh fish, and keep saying he is so paiseh since have to cook us “ikan busuk” (rotten fish). Then we were a bit curious about the rotten term & asked,

“how many days since it has been caught?”


“ermmm… this morning.”


WTF?

If fishes were caught more than 5 hours is referred as ikan busuk in this island, .. what is an appropriate term for KL, city people has to use for those fishes bought in the hypermarket then? Corpse?
Gosh, and we think that we have it all by living in the city.

#11
This is sea banana y’all… we were playing with it & camwhore with it like a monkey. And after we done, we put back to the shop rack and say thank you. What a monkey.

#12
For photo shot of scenery, panorama, vista lovers, what ever u may call it,  u shouldn’t miss this point. Windmill point. This place makes newbies, photographer wanna be like me looks like a pro. This place has magical & mesmerizing view~!

#13
Think of a beautiful, virgin, has been wrecked by her 1st lover for the 1st time, and left alone by that virgin killer… and she has never been touched again, ever. That is how I described this place. lol.

#14
U have to climb up if you wanna experience the view which will climax you, leaving you breathless. How breathless it is? Try to imagine Batu Caves’ steps times 4.

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Climax!

#16
…and I was breathless before I able to reach to the climax top of the hill! Stamina mmg kaput. Dah macam Ju-On.. merangkak membunuh mangsanya!

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I feel so California~!
Actually, it was a project by a state government in order to supply electricity power to this small island.. 2 giant somesort of silvertip windmill were erected, complete with huge solar plate.. and  yet, the people of Perhentian Island still waiting to watch this windmill spin for real…

Years after years… they still depending on generator and come to accept the fact that, these windmills, this hill is actually for photographers like me to look pro. End of the story.

Sad huh?

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and I saw a local guy climbed up to this point alone with potato chips in his hand..he just sat here, staring at the bluest sea, munching his potato chips like he’s the only one exist atm. until we called him to take our group photo. haha.

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 That is our boat driver, a local boy afraid of nothing, and sea is his best friend…

#20
Final stop, romantic beach – I do not know what’s so romantic about it until I’ve noticed my foot caressed by the softest fine beach sand, purest white like a bridal veil. No one around except us and yes, it can be very romantic for two!

#21
Gamat (Sea cucumber). I was screaming with disgust when a friend dropped it on my palm. But I overcame my fear and hold it back for 1 minute. It’s kinda heavy for a small piece like that, its breathing, very slippery and the feeling is exactly like you’re holding kuih lapis minus the stickiness.

#22
It’s time to go, leaving the hidden paradise in every corner of Pulau Perhentian. And yes, I got a very serious sun tan from this island hopping, now I can see my ass in 2 tones color still.

#23
This is not some ordinary banana you had at home. It was grilled and caramel–ed. Sweet like your first love kiss. I ordered this twice while get my bikini air dried.

#24
It was such wonderful feeling, watching the sunset with my while finishing luscious caramel-ed banana on my plate -  looking out at glistening sea of melting gold bars. I am glad I able to enjoy this while others think that my life is a wreck, just because I choose to leave a so called “small but vast expanding company” and its 1001 promises behind.

Well, life is about choices and rights, what’s between want and need. What’s to achieve is not depending on others’ expectation, only you yourself know how far you can go. They think that they walked all over you – they never knew that, they been sipping your urine while they think they succeeded manipulating you. It was a right regret moment, when I took the step to walk out from them.

Been there for 3 years, but I miss none of it. Their culture, their lifestyle, their food & their way of thinking can never moved me, not even an inch. But they adapted into our rendang, paprik, nasi lemak and Malaysian rubber time in a blink of the eyes, shows how weak they’re deep inside.

#25
I have to put my name on it.. cuz I am really  proud and admire myself.. now I have my own official magical island sunset shot, for the first time!



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