Weekend as Mama San...

Apparently this became my sub - work scope for month of July, every year, after my boss decided to diversify his inbound travel agency business, by getting Russian/CIS country's students joining the summer camp program in Malaysia during the low season.



..and this is what I got over my MuayThai workshop for my weekend.








Honestly, the experience of handling and managing these students was very pleasant and enjoyable, by considering their polite manners, friendliness and cute looking faces. A condolonce to all local teachers out there for working so hard in getting their Ijazah Perguruan yet end up with brutish students like what has happened in Kuala Terengganu recently =(



First stop, Putrajaya, it has been 4 years I didnt come here...full of memories lah. Sad.



Yep, still the same.


Since the weather was damn hot, we cut the trip in Putrajaya short & rushed to AFamosa Resort, Malacca. We made a quick stop somewhere after Seremban, and I found a self service KFC for the first time in mylife. I dont mind queing at the counter to have my order, but, to pick up my own nuggets and cheesy wedges ermmm felt like a bit cheesy, felt like at warung nasi campur pulak. And yet, they still charging me 10% service charge. "Service" charge for what? I queued and picked up my own food ok?






Since it was Friday, the highway was a bit jammed along Seremban strech and we arrived later than the scheduled. I booked 02 unit of 4 bedrooms villa for 14 pax of us. Here is one of the 4 bedrooms villa that we stayed for the weekend. Look nice? Yaya.. the pool water so dirty until the students complained right after they jumped out from the bus. 5 minutes after we stepped into the villa, I already busy calling the reception about the dead pool and porch light la, towel provided not enough la, the buggy was not enough la, and constantly remind them about the shuttle bus service which suppose to bring us to Cowboy Town for our Dinner at 7.45PM...





Tunggu punya tunggu, those students chirped like a super hungry little birds. The reception counter refused to pick up the call from our villa until we had to do the trick by calling them from mobile phone. All they said "We told you already that now we are running full and busy cuz of middle east season" SO? since when their lack of resort management has to do with us? If they worshipped those Arab guests, just black out the dates and their rooms, fill their resort with just Arab ok! Dont bother to confirm our reservation. If you promise to send us shuttle bus at 7.45pm, it means 7.45pm Malaysia time, not 1 hour later, and made this group of students starved until they almost calling their parent and missed the carnival show at Cowboy Town. We paid you for this meh?

Finally at 9pm, the stupid shuttle bus arrived to pick us up. FYI, 9pm is already "supper" for these students. Becuz they keep saying like "so, are we going to have our supper at the same place?"

Look at their hungry faces...

Some of them dont even bother to look at the camera and busy digging their "supper" like they been fasting for 3 days already.

So this is what the villa looks like from the inside. The villa have 4 bedrooms, 4 bathroom, 02 powder counter with cupboard, A huge living area cum dining area with 6 seater dining table, 1 kitchen area with fridge, electric kettle and coffee cups provided. Last one, a pool with dirty water. And oh, a complimentary of 08 bottles of 500ml mineral water.

Next morning, we drove to Golf Terrace Club for a breakfast. I unable to get the picture of them in a group since they going bananas over the buggy ride. They had their buggy race right on the first night we stayed in and finished up all the battery with a swift...I think our group has the highest number of buggy exchanged in AFamosa Resort's record. Never mind lah.. we paid RM150.00 per buggy per day. Lets the kids utilized it.

Even they are a high profile kids, wearing Dolce & Gabbana sneakers, carrying Gucci handbags at age 15, fully manicured and pedicured, wearing EdHardy swimsuit and put special sun tan liquid for the sun bathe, (usually I saw people put sun screen lotion), they still sweet cute young girl who went gaga over buggy ride with big swirl lolipop in their hands...

At Animal World Safari.

Feeding time.

Vladimir Yan and KhojiAkhbar, the orange stripe shirt is Ganny which the group called him "Malloy" - the little ones.

Maybe you wonder how come they look like a chinese? Actually some of them are half Korean, half Uzbekistan, thats why their name end up like half half too like Kim Olga, Kim Marishka, Vladimir Yan..and the thing is that.. they dont even know how to speak Korean. At age as young as 15, they already study all over the world like Beijing, London and France. They dont go normal school like us. Hurmm.. some kids.. are so blessed...

Everybody melt over these cute Otters...

I wish I can keep one of these.

These Raccoons looks comedic even they walk around and do nothing.

As per itinerary, Multi Animal Show.

I tell you, it was a tough job supervising these students, when the guys around constantly tried to hit on them...

Kids nowadays grew up so fast, word of advice for you guys out there, please check their ID before you think of doing adult thingy with them.. cuz all of them are below 17. Oh except the one sit next to me, she is 19 =P

This is Madina from Tashkent, actually this is her 2nd time joining our summer camp program

And this is Bonny from Kazakhtan, she speaks fluent french and play golf during her free time.

To me, this multi animal show were super boring. I know it is not a regular sight to see cat jumping over the ring of fire and monkey riding a bicycle. I rather be at Suria KLCC please.

Walked around until my leg fell off ler...maybe I looks young, but I cant ignore the fact that my stamina isnt on par with 16 years old teenager anymore (the girls not happy when I called them "kids". They say they are not little girl anymore)

We supposed to watch the Bird show, but those "teenager" insisted to go for Animal Safari. They must be thinking Safari trip here are like in Africa ? To tell you the truth, Safari in A Famosa are no difference you go to the National Zoo ok? Except you got to ride a caged van. Felt like we were the caged animal pulak. Ahh maybe that's the only difference la.

All the tigers sleep in the afternoon. Or is that a plushie tiger ler?

The tiger play hide and seek.

The tiger play jacuzzi

Oh finally~!! I met the real Plushies~!!!!

After had our lunch at Lake Side Restaurant @ Animal Safari (THE FOOD SUCK. DONT EVER GO THERE), we proceed to WaterWorld for a chlorine wave splash. No bikini picture taken since I also joined these teenagers for some tube sliding adventure and my heart and brain almost misplaced. I swear, I dont want to do it again.

With Madina's overly protective brother. I bet he came here just to keep an eye at her sister only.

Since we missed the Carnival show at the Cowboy Town on our first night, we re-scheduled it to the next day..

We were welcomed by Malaysian Version of Cowgirls


Look at Bonny and Miss Raisa, they were so happy and danced around.

Ganny took a wild ride.

at the Carnival.

The hot girls

and their not so hot mama san.

The Carnival show basically consists of Fire Eaters show by the Malaysian Red Indian

Plenty of Animal Parade, from elephant...

to a gay parade.

Lastly, they end up the show with fireworks. This one, I LIKE~! I always like fireworks~!!!!

I wish I have skill in capturing the fireworks. I just looooovvveee fireworks in picture. Looks magical, except those were taken by me.

Sunday 12th, I skipped my breakfast due to tremendous headache. So I test those students skill of being independent and self control without their mama san. (heeeee). Wow~! it turned out to be fine. No buggy were broken, no one got accident and when I woke up, they were around the villa riding buggy still, giggled and laughed happily. No doubt these student are the best teenager in this world.

Since I woke up quite late, I brought the students to have our last lunch together at Side Walk Cafe @ WaterWorld. We wanted to surprise Vladimir Yan with a birthday cake after the meal (it's was Vladimir Birthday on 12th July), but hell, the chef of the restaurant came to me with cake still inside the box, unopened and asked "here is the cake". WTF??

Well, he spoilt the surprise, and made it worst by told us the restaurant doesnt have spare birthday cake candles. Should I laugh or angry this time??

It was a buffet lunch, does it mean the buffet drinks it has to be from a tap water? None of the girls drink the water until they provided us the real mineral water in coffee pots. PPffttt.

Yaa.. they have variety of foods.. somehow I manage to eat this only. I wonder if all the restaurant in AFamosa Resort ONLY prepare foods for the guest who starve after they running around their 1,300 acre site. If my assumption is proven to be true, well it explains lah.

Finally, the birthday cake came out without its box and the candles. Oh you must be wonder what is written on the cake ey? It means "Here's the cake" (My boss sure forgot which student is having the birthday when he bought this. Nice)

Happy Birthday Vovachka~!!

Discussing who will get the biggest piece.

Finally I can eat a decent piece of cake as a dessert during my whole stay in AFamosa Resort. Thanks to the birthday cake.

Left AFamosa Resort, "Where all Suck Foods come True" around 2.30pm and dropped by fruit stall area nearby so that these students learn and taste our real local fruits.

So long I never get to buy cheap fruits. This rambutan it only costs me MYR2.00 for 1 kg. Yay~! bought 2 kilos so that I can make Rambutan Ice cream ~!!

Good kids with happy face as always. What a relief. Im started to love them already.

The most fancy souvenier I brought from AFamosa Resort. Priceless.

This time, I let my girls closing my entry for today. =)

Hotness.

You are too naive, that's why I cheated on you.

On my way home from fucked up weekend in Malacca, my mobile jolted my lap with its vibrate tone which I forgot to turn it off (I seldom use vibrate mode, takes up battery consumption & very annoying, I guess). Then suddenly I think why not I use it to massage my stiff shoulder and neck due to the stressed job of conducting weekend getaway for the summer camp group of student for the past 2 days.

Right before I wanted to massage back of my neck with my mobile phone, I took a glimpse at the screen, who knows, maybe it is important and ah.. maybe I need to answer this one, since it has been filling up my missed call log, alot, for past 2 nights.

"yep, anything?"

"you free to talk now?"

"yaya.. Im on my way to home now"

"No one around u?"

"Yaya, in my car, alone lah"

"Hey, the thing that we discussed about, it turned out to be true. Yes, he cheated on me & that girl was here last 2 weeks, & they spent a whole week holiday together"

"How you know for sure?"

"I cornered him & he admitted"

"Does he apologize then?"

"He said, the girl has inspired him"

"Inspire? In what way?"

"He said Im too naive, and that girl are very pushy type and that what inspire him"

"WTF? since when men nowadays like the pushy type?"
(Maybe she wrongly heard.. maybe is a pussy type ler)

"and he said ever since I bought that Rolex watch, he felt like Im not on the same track as him. When I asked him what he going to do about our relationship, he said "dont know". He keep asking me dont leave him cuz no matter what he knew Im the one for him & he still dont know that girl very well, & he so confused & asked me to give him a couple of months, he is so confused"

"Fuck confuse lah, once he know the girl very well & think she's the one for him.. then what? Ask you to leave leh? Btw, that was not his money you spent for that Rolex watch, not even your money, it was a free money, after you sold all those leather bags gave by your aunt"

"that's why.. I feel so insulted. He said if we break up, he still will take care of me"

".............................."

There you go.. men, with their excuses...I wonder why la.. on bed, they are so proud showed off their balls, clearly gave the statement of "Im the balls.. I mean Im the man~!" . But when it came to breaking up, to tell the girl face to face, *Pooof*, their balls dissapear.

What? Dont tell me they dont want to hurt the girls' feeling? While they using "you -are -too --nice, - too - naive, not -pushy - enough - like - her - excuse" wasn't lame enough to hurt us?

After some of my brief opinion, finally she said "ok, I think I know what to do" - at least quick enough compare to her man who took few months to fuck the other girl, brought that girl to Malaysia and fucked somemore, sent the girl back to her country and still end up "I dont know what to do.."

That is what happen after 7 years in relationship, plus being engaged for 2 years...

Fuck.

Of a gain and a loss...

Never mind lah if nuffnang didnt recognize my entry on the "I Cant get enuff of Transformers" last month *sob*. Still I got my free movie ticket voucher from somewhere else just by ticking the "yes" and "no" box. Just like a blank cheque, which you can fill any numbers and zeros as you wish, this ticket voucher also is blank one, meaning to say I can choose to watch whatever movie I feel like to in case seat for Transformers still full, anytime, any GSC.



7th July, finally they put the world's beloved legendary body to the real rest (in peace), even without the brain tho, with the largest world's coverage memorial service and tribute. As someone who grew up with his music, it was kinda shocking when my mum suddenly said to me "MJ dah mati la..." when I just woke up on Friday, 26th morning. I was like "nahhh.. it is just a rumor lah", gave my mum a disbelief look, and walked my way off to brush my teeth.

2 weeks after his crossover, still I feel like he is not. His songs played 24 hours on the radio, his face all over the newspapers and internet, , I see him singing and dancing everytime I switched on the TV. So long I never see the world celebrate so much about him since his last HIStory world Tour in 1996-1997. Without the word "Death", "autopsy" and "memorial" written all over, this is kinda like...ermm..MJ Birthday celebration or MJ's Day where some country entitled a day off to celebrate it.

All of these bring back the memoir of my early days, where I dance (ermm actually was only jumping and spinning around) to the "Billie Jean" and "Beat It" when I was 7 years old, when I was 14, got my hands on "Bad" album (actually that time it was a cassette) out of my school allowance. . Among of all his albums, I personally love the BAD album. No, it is not becuz of the "Bad" song I hooked up to.. but this song...





I dont know whether you recognize some of other celebrities in it.. but I do. I love this video clip cuz it contain all of the faces who glued me infront of the TV and refuse to finish my homework back in my schoolday. The "lost in your eyes" Debbie Gibson, young Steven Spielberg who, at that moment popular with his movie E.T, young Whoopi Goldberg, young Paula Abdul the best dance choreographer (during that era la) through her song "Opposite Attract" & "Straight Up", the best movie couple of "Grease" Olivia Newton John & ohhh Mr. young John Travolta..the angry man turns into green Incredible Hulk and.. oh my.. I feel so old. Yep, it was almost 20 years ago..



I dont think there will be another like MJ after this. Rumors been telling that Justin Timberlake will be the next reigning king of pop, nahhh...I dont think JT willing to get his skin to black (since MJ turned black to white, chemically) or get too many job nose done.



Regardless of what Wacko things he has done, MJ, the memories remain.




R.I.P, moonwalker. (1958~2009)

Happy Things do happen in life

I missed to attend an invitation from most respectable hotelier at Top Hat, Jalan Stonor, on 25th June last week. So I was like.. "ermm I missed those nice food and nice people...*regret* just because I dont have nice thing to wear"~ haih, so typical.

According to my boss, only top 15 agents in KL were invited. So I bet everything was very exclusive that night. Ggrrrr.

This morning, stepped into my boss room , facing him, while waiting for his instruction for the day, I playing and flipping some of resort brochures in Russian version on his table. Suddenly "ahhh. this is for you, from the hotel last week" and handed to me a tile square invitation card with my name on it, intact still.

Like a 5 years old kid on Xmas morning, with her Xmas present. under the Xmas tree, tore up the envelope to see what's inside. Cuz I know, when it came from 5 stars hotelier, it must be a very nice goodie. And such a spoiler, my boss killed my excitement and said "it is an invitation of complimentary stay at their resort, " with a smile.

WTF? I giggled with my eyes wide open and read again and again the content inside. Oh my.. it was one of my sub dream to stay there cuz I know if it is my own money, I rather spend on Gucci shoe or Canon G10 and that is the cost for the lowest room category for 1 night tho.

Since the invitation valid for 1 year, I decided to utilise it for my birthday this November.

So, 20 November, somewhere in Langkawi... I cant wait...

Here's the clue;

Im blessed. Yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~!

Snail

Been trying to finish up this book for 2 months already... am I a snail reader or I am no more into New Yorker's fiction anymore...




Anyway, thanks to this when I really had a hard time to sleep.