Saturday, 24 July 2010

A Farm Visit.

“a kid brings his cat to school a teacher asks why, he bursts out crying and says dad said when the kids go to school he's gonna eat that pussy”. Ok lame joke. But I did laugh at it. Dirty dad.
Today is Friday, dull or not, days seems passing by very fast. And it reminds me not to miss my anti oxidant serum and face lift’s cream routine. Can’t afford to miss it now. Gotta keep my jawlines visible if I decides to go single till 40, and need to look fab till Im 55, at least.


Working in a foreign company gave me an option to go casual on Friday. While typical malay ladies put on their Baju Kurung, I go for tight jeans and shirt, and sometimes showed up like Im all ready for work out session – hoodies, knee length terry pants complete with bon ton el disco’s skechers sneakers. Well, I don’t see it as sneakers, it looks more like sporty ankle boots to me.  I got request from my fellow officemates to put on Traditional Kebaya outfit. They said I have the bod to go with it. Fat ass, small waist, long leg. I took it as a compliment. I never thought as if they try to convert me into ordinary malay lady so that I can be well accepted into the existing crowd. Im happy to attain their request done but the thing is.. I don’t have any decent Kebaya other than the see through. Damn.




Gotta continue with the remaining piccies from my Melbourne trip (not again...) before I overload this page with my latest trip's piccies. Please endure with it.




This time is about our trip to Philip Island, 140 km South East Melbourne. Feeling all kiddy since we are going to see farm and animals (blah) and I was humming 'Ol' Mc Donalds had a farm' rhyme along the trip. Macam bangang.
 
 


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 Travel with singles can be very unhealthy. You tend to start your day with junks. And I swear the only healthy thing we took for breakfast that day was that lemonade.







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Cute sight in the middle of Brunswick's streets



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We passed by Toorak, and this is a normal sight among the others. Apparently Toorak is a fancy suburb for the riches. Like Beverly Hills or something like it. If u are thinking of migrating to Melbourne Australia, ladies, u should hang out here more





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We stopped at gas station along the Toorak’s street and I saw a perfect background. I made this postcard for a friend, for his birthday. It so happened that he got the same red Skyline as in the background (well matched with my red booties). How thoughtful was that? haha..yea, it is very important to make people feel special, sometimes.




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after 1 hour or so, here we are.


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It was a very wrong day to visit Philip Island. It was cold and rainy and I was freezing and wet like cold fish!






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What a poor meh meh. It was so wrong to see it without its thick wool during the cold weather. It wasn't a cute sight at all! I preferred the fat booty looks. =(




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Trust me, it wasn't a mess at all compared to my bedroom!
The house was built by Samuell Amess, a building contractor who bought churchill island in year 1863. I don't know whether he stayed in that house for real or it was just a display house all along. Too lazy to read the history & facts.




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Amess dry kitchen


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Amess masterbed






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Amess store


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Amess backyard


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I think the working barn isn't really working today.. due to rainy day.




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So! here is where they keep all those fat ass sheeps! All ready to be sheared for the show. chey.




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Oh, is that Clydesdale horse?


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If yes, kindly read the facts about Clydesdale Horse uphere =) hehe. I don't want to act like I read a lot of books & facts, rewrite my wide knowledge in my funky blog just to get "WOW-ed" by my readers. In fact, Im too lazy to read. Talk is more fun.


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Proud Aussie cock




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Apparently Mr Amess and family was a very savvy person. Before we Malaysian came up with hydroponics in the back of our kitchen window, they already practicing a home grown kitchen essential back in 1860-'s le






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But kindly enlighten me with some knowledge about cooking.. hmmm is there any recipe involve these white flowers as cooking ingredient?


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So this is Amess kitchen garden complete with scarecrow lagik... burung gagak mana la nak makan herbs and ulam ni yeh...






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This is when u try to take picture all by yourself. Set the timer, run and worry that the angle can't fit the whole you inside the frame =(






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Then we moved on to nobbies centre in Philip Island, with a hope to see cute wet seals and nobbies...






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It turned out that I was the one who got soaking wet. It was freezing, windy rain atm


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There was no entrance fee imposed to come here. and this is what u got. Free things are always out of reach. =(


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Still not give up. Put 20 cents coins with the hope to see fur seals =(


So we stopped by at nobbies centre for about 30 minutes, get ourselves Philip Island T-shirt and continue to watch Penguin Parade. Too bad, camera isn't allowed into the penguin area, but we had a decent penguin viewing spot from a skybox complete with gourmet appetizers and warm chocolate drinks.






This is how the sky box looks like. It wasn't sky high at all. (Boo!) We were supplied with binoculars and starting to count those little ones with the ranger. At the beginning, yea I was screaming at how cute to see penguins walk and talk. But after 30 minutes, I felt like wanna squash, kill them. Idk, they bored me to death! Looking at how they try to remember which the exact way to their nest and sometimes they paused and discussing something, reminds me of those badass penguins named Skipper, Kowalski, Private & Rico in Madagascar, made me hate them even more.




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Done with penguins parade, we fled to Italian restaurant, if we were late by 5 minutes, I believed that any of Australian (trip) post is no longer exist cuz I'd be dead by now, of extreme starvation. See the phone number. macam kat Subang Jaya je kan?


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Why there is no description on those foods wey? Mak kata..tgh makan tak boleh bercakap.. lapar nk mampus, tak sempat nak ambik tau nama makanan. (Too hungry, don't bother to know what we were eating)






Monday, 12 July 2010

Kaypoh Bastard

I know how freaky social networking site can be. You can meet the freakiest, nastiest, horniest, filthiest, brainless type of people without leaving your house, and yet they can encroach your privacy like a roach to an open (wiped, without water at all) crotch. I know this isn’t a new issue, but I wanna share what’s mine anyway. 


I’ve joined this sns (social networking site) for about 2 months, just to put my blog link, in order to share all the goodies I had in here (since Im not a blogwalking type, I just put my bloglink in some sns and it’s up to any of you to click it or not)


Everything went pretty normal like you know, guys adding u, asking for email or id for chat & phone number.. and it’s up to you to answer them, reject them, or just keep it silent because hey, it’s all about preferences and choices oke? And for those who's gentlemen enough, they accept the fact that the lady wasn’t interested. Until one fucking day ;


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I was like? What the hell? Then I came to accept that, some of them are fats, mid 40’s, ugly, big belly, losers & all – that was why I put the note of “IF U HAVE SEX IN MIND – DON’T BOTHER TO ADD ME”. So there, it was crystal clear, clearer than any pre ejaculated semen that you losers always had.
So, before I blocked him, I posted a bulletin, as a reminder to the rest. A lady can do the dirty talk once ignited;


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There. Did I turned u on already? I mean seriously, u can’t simply barge into people’s inbox just because u had women’s genetalia addictive syndrome stuffed into your useless brain. If you can’t hold it anymore, no time to withdraw few dollars out of your ATM to pay some cheap whore, at least, pick the right one. There are so many choices for you to have your yanking moment under your keyboard to such these -  available in that sns! ;


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Take your pick! All offering very good profile picture, ready to to fulfill your fantasies which, in the end, u must realized that what a loser u are ejaculating in front of these picture while these girls savoring real cock which is definitely not yours!


Then came this kaypoh bastard, sending me his ignorant messages to my inbox 1 after another which made me think :

1) Was it him (in his another account?) U know, men always have this alter ego thingy even when creating sns account.
2) Is that bastard is his bestfriend, relative or maybe his fucking buddy? (Men are so sick these days, they don’t mind fucking each other assholes when they ran out of cheap pussies.)
3) Or he just being judgmental just because I refuse to cover my hair like his mom do?


Well, HELLO! “Seeing is believing” isn’t applicable in this 21st century anymore! If you judging my profile picture of this;

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is worth all the genetalia curses u might think I deserves (Just because of my hair beautifully flowing, uncovered, thus inviting bad ones), then how about this?






Sorry kepada sesiapa yg bertudung, this is nothing against you. I just wanted to educate those Asian men, especially Malays, in judging what is to see and what is to believe. Just shut the fuck your mouth up when u yourself enjoying to watch these girls grabbing their own boobs rather than giving advice to someone who already looked down on u!




What's wrong with my tagline? I clearly said “IF U HAVE SEX IN MIND – DON’T BOTHER TO ADD ME”. It has nothing to do with ones maturity when you clearly put the message out. It doesn't take a high level sense of psychological thinking to differentiate my tagline with "FREE PUSSY GIVEAWAY" tagline.




Yea, because you are a typical moron melayu. U are the type who let everyone says anything about u without realizes that you have the right to correct them and those words only came from people who had zero self respect. So u just let people messing around with u in the name of  "Kebebasan Menulis?" U are such a disgrace of Tourism Malaysia (If u are really Tourism Malaysia staff!)





Oh, now he's criticizing the number of viewer? Hello, I just joined in May 2010, and my profile with IMMATURE TAGLINE has succeed and surpassed your pathetic "call me monkey" profile which I believed was created 9 months ago?



Just admit that u do have the same idea as other ordinary mid 40's bastard who use sns to get laid. You are too frustrated with my IMMATURE TAGLINE and try to come up with some kind of reversed psychology "I don't care people call me monkey" advice. Man, YOU -  are a MONKEY indeed.